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well lets say when some girl makes a dude happy. they will mostly jizz there shorts.
when i dude dreams of something and he wakes up and noticed he had a wet dream.
during that dream, he jizzed his pants.
"dude, i think i just jizzed my pants..."
by ur mom 39 June 05, 2009
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1.
The secret ingredient of a Big Mac.
Wow, you can really taste the jizz!
by chainsoar June 05, 2007
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2.
is an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation.
She got jizz all over her : She has semen all over her.
by Rck February 19, 2007
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3.
The white shit that comes outta ur cock when u cum
dude i jizzed all over her face last night!
by sillysally101 April 21, 2007
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4.
One of many slang words for semen. The male reproductive fluid, semen (or jizz) consists of a soap-like substance (secreted by the prostate and seminal vesicles), sperm, fructose (non-sweet sugar), and water. Its major purpose is to fertilize the ova (or "eggs") in most mammals and select other jawed vertebrates, and it goes by MANY names. It is secreted in the process scientifically known as ejaculation, during the male orgasm.

See also cum, semen, penis.
Dude, stay away from that; it's a jizz-free plant!

Dude, my girlfriend got real pissed, because I got jizz all over her face last night!
by bladesage January 05, 2008
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5.
a male sex explosion
hey dude i jizzed all over her titties! it was rate good!
by Dogy ramss January 02, 2008
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6.
that white shizz that boys are so proud of.
a.k.a. spermmmmsss!
contains zinc and calcium which help prevent tooth decay!

whats really in your toaster strudel icing.
eww he jizzed on her face now she looks like a glazed donut
by csacdsvds February 17, 2009
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Popular slang for seminal fluids
Tyrone: Why Loquinta's eye so red?
Otis: Man, dat bitch got my jizz in her eye.
by Trixterjim June 02, 2005
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