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1. jizz pirate
One who commits piracy (possibly illegal) on the semen of a man.

To attack and rob a man's balls of their semen.

A plunderer/ predator of semen.

Aka 'bucaneer of ejaculatory fluids'
'Darren fucked a total jizz pirate last night...again'
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