| 1. | couch jerk | ||
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several young guys hanging out or teens on a sleep over end up on the sofa watching late night skinemax each under his own blanket simultaneously jerking can substitute tv for laptop on table in front of couch for more explicit porn 3.0 especially since taking turns gives everyone else blue balls the lust level is extremely high sitting together on the couch watching cinemax porn. The bravest guy, usually the biggest boner, starts jerking first either balls out or under blanket. The first guy to comment is usually the next guy to start jerking. It quickly becomes a couch jerk everyone jerking -- sometimes a race starts to first orgasm.
It only becomes a gay couch jerk if one's boner if jerked by another's hand. couch jerking avoids getting jizz on the laptop in the bathroom |
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| 2. | ghost buster | ||
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The act of blowing your load on a flat surface then having some one suck it up with their rolled up tounge. Shuan: (calls friend) hey man i just accidentally blew my load all over my new laptop what should i do?
Tre': It's fine man just call up a ghost buster. |
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| 3. | JOBOL | ||
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Similar to LOL'ing when you see something funny online, you JOBOL when you see some totally hot barely legal or MILF material while surfing on a laptop... Put simply, you Jizz On Back Of Laptop. Dude, did you see that picdump with all the amateurs I sent you?
Oh yeah, I JOBOL'ed while looking at that pr0n I hadn't punched my clown for a few nights, and when I saw that new vid of Kim Kardashian I JOBOL'ed so much I almost ruined my laptop. |
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| 4. | Baby Loads | ||
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The relatively small amount of semen ejaculated by teens who masturbate at a young age. Typically, Baby Loads are most often seen in the 11 to 13 year range, but can be present in people of any age.
The term can also define any load or ejaculate which is sub par in density. Presence of Baby Loads is much more common in chronic masturbatory cases. *Friends find video of a friend masturbating on his laptop from several years prior*
Steve: Bro, I've just seen a video of you tuggin'! Daaamn! Matt: Fuck man, don't judge me! I was like, 14! I was shootin' Baby Loads back then! |
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| 5. | Cum | ||
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Another name for sperm. Now, the only name for sperm. "Cum" is.... 1) Why your mom's breath smells funny. 2) Watery and a bit grey-ish at times. Unless you're a porn star then it's brilliantly white and thick like premium yoghurt (and they shoot buckets opposed to your dribbles) 3) What your wife/girlfriend refuses to swallow. 4) What your wife/girlfriend refuses to have in their mouth. 5) What some men love to swallow 6) What most men fantasize about depositing in their wife's/girlfriend's ass 7) What gives your underwear that "yellow" stain 8) What ejaculated out of your penis when your (insert a family member) taught you how to masturbate all those years ago 9) What made your sister cry...and why she had to go "away" for several months 10) That bodily fluid you have on hour laptop after reading these definitions "I hate to ask you this, since I don't really know you, but do I have a chance of ejaculating some cum into your mouth?"
"Mummy, what is "cum" and why did you scream at the man next door to "shoot his cum into your mouth"? "Of course my darling, shoot your cum into my mouth. I know the taste is disgusting and it makes me vomit, but I love you sooooo much to refuse" |
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| 6. | Ecin | ||
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n. 1. The word nice spelled backwards, the antithesis of nice (see), not nice. 2. Someone who uses computer peripherals to masturbate. 3. also Ecin One. Slang for asshole. 4. An amateur hacker who has a pocket pussy built into one of his 5.25" drive bays.
v. ecin, ecinning, ecinned. To copulate with a computer. You think he's nice? He's Ecin!
Yo, I think that dude ecinned his laptop cause there's jizz stains on the screen. |
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| 7. | Pseudo-Blumpkin | ||
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When you're using a laptop to chat with a friend on Facebook while taking a shit and masturbating. 1. I was taking a huge dump the other day, and I totally pseudo-blumpkin'd Bryan. There was jizz all over my toilet and my computer. He was chatting with me on Facebook, completely unaware.
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