| 43. | JOYL | ||
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Abbreviation for Jizz On You Later. It is a play on the common text abbreviation TTYL (Talk To You Later). Joe: All right bud, I have to go.
Robbie: Okay, JOYL. Joe: Later you sick little shit. |
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| 44. | Pull Out Fail | ||
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When a guy is having sex with a woman and he is about to pull out and the girl wraps her legs around him and forces him to jizz inside of her. Man: I'm gonna jizz on your face. I gotta pull out...
Woman: No your not...I want a baby.... Man: What the fuck! Lemme pull.....Oh shit.... (Pull Out Fail) |
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| 45. | corn on the cock | ||
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during anal sex, the guy pulls out and sees a piece of corn on the head. This is possible because as we all know, corn doesn't digest or some shit like that. guy/fella-Yeah dude. that's the last time im goin anal. four words: corn on the cock.
other guy/fella-shit dude, did u just lose it right there? guy/fella-nah i just flicked it off and kept going. |
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| 46. | Jackie Chan Thrust | ||
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When you jizz on your fist when having sex and punch the girl in the vigina making sure all the jizz goes into the vigina. Also, you must give out a high pitched asian scream while punching for a full effect. It only counts as a Jackie Chan Thrust if the girl is impregnated Tom: Man, I'm in shit dude.
Jack: Why what happened? Tom: I gave Suzy a Jackie Chan Thrust and she won't get an abortion. |
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| 47. | Pube Tarts | ||
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A game that has the following rules: 1. Crumble two Pop Tarts (One wrapper) into your pubes while still wearing pants. 2. Go up to a stranger or friend and pop open your pants while shouting "PUBE TARTS!" 3. The stranger or friend now has 1 minute to eat all the pop tart crumbs on the floor. 4. If he or she fails to eat all the crumbs in the time allotted, they must eat your pube hairs. Reza: Hey, what should we do with these extra pop tarts?
Bobak: Let's just jizz on them and give them to blind people. Blake: No, I got a better idea let's play a little game of pube tarts. Reza: Oh shit dog, that'd be so funny. My pubes are begging to be chomped on. |
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| 48. | Tiki Torch | ||
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(V.) The act of ejaculating on a woman, then lighting the jizz on fire. Reggie: "Yo man you have a good time at that party last night?"
Jarvis: "Fuck yea dude I Tiki Torched the shit outta' some girl so bad she's as crisp as a faggot's butthole!" |
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| 49. | kapoor | ||
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while a girl is giving a blowjob, u tell her to look up and then you vomit on you. then you jizz on her face oh shit man u fuckin kapoored her!
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