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A person preferably male that has sex with other people for money or other financial gain.
Man, Jim has such nice things. It really pays being a jizz jockey.
by Paledon August 15, 2006
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Someone who is just really stupid and likes to be covered in horse semen.
Guy 1:"Dude I don't wanna go to the party"
Guy 2:"What are you a Jizz Jockey "
by Domo M3 November 07, 2011
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The one pair of underpants you always wear when going to your girlfriend or when you're anticipating sex. This pair cannot be washes nor ever seen by your mother
Peter: "Why are you grounded?"
Brad: "My mom found my jizz jockey"

Girlfriend: "What smells so bad?"
Boyfriend: "Sorry I forgot to wash my jizz jockey"
by RhinoIV November 10, 2014
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1. A horse who is super horny and cums.

2. Also, a name for an ugly teacher who can't get any. ouch(:
1. Look at the JizzJockey.

2. Hey Mrs. JizzJockey.. I mean... (ouch; slap in the face.)
by mastrjackrabbit April 06, 2010
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