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When a male is either masturbating or having sex, and he orgasms, then minutes later blows his load. Most likely if you have sex or choke your chicken frequently. She will probably say "I've felt bet.. oh god that feels good!"
*during the males orgasm*
Olivia: oh....harder...immmm aaabout to squiiirrt!...fuck my pussy! Fuck it good!.... Shove it in harder.
Doug: im fucking that pussy!
Olivia: ooo baby that was fun but I didn't feel you jizz this time.
Doug: oh hmm low sper--
Olivia: OOO hun that was like a rocket of jizz. That was such a jizz glitch, I want one on my face next time. Then I'll blow you afterwards.
by iOdis May 23, 2013

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