| 1. | biscuits and gravy | ||
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A popular breakfast dish in Southern and Midwest U.S. cuisine where the gravy resembles fresh warm horse jizz mixed with rabbit shit. Hey. These biscuits and gravy taste like fresh warm horse jizz mixed with rabbit shit.
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| 2. | Briggsy's Kitchen | ||
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A television series shown on Channel 4. Loosely based on Hell's Kitchen it features the famous artist Briggsy as head chef. The contestants have to impress Briggsy by cooking meals using their own jizz. Briggsy tests all the dishes whilst playing with his little scabby cock. He awards points for taste and presentation. The winner is permitted to fellate Briggsy in Tate Modern whilst hundreds of onlookers cheer and shout arty slogans. Are you off to Tate Modern, Quentin?
Certainly am, Benjy. The winner of Briggsy's Kitchen is receiving his prize this afternoon. |
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