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Insult thought of by Mark on Peep Show, when trying to think of ways to enrage a driver enough to run him over - thus avoiding his wedding to Sophie.
"You're an utter jizz cock."
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a noun relating to the function of the penis, commonly used to belittle friends. In fact all cocks are jizzcocks
''Chris, you are a total jizzcock''
by Andy Cockerel May 24, 2007
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