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1. A contemptible individual, an assclown.

2. When semen is expelled so rapidly it becomes aerated.
1. My boss is a real jizz bubble. He criticizes me in front of other people every goddamned day.

2. Holy Shit!! I banged my girl so hard I got a jizz bubble!!
by Mr. Canyon September 06, 2006

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