The unknown entity responsible for the existance of a mysterious white substance on an object (e.g. couch, floor, dashboard).
(noticing a puddle of white stuff on the floor at the base of the stairs) ... Watch your step! Looks like we got a visit from the jizz bandit.
by plez January 27, 2009
creepsters pretending to be college students to get ass
That guy asking for your number is a total jizz bandit, watch out!
by justanotherdude292 April 08, 2007

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