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jimakaru 

A word usually used to confuse someone, as it has no hard meaning.
But the calling of someone this name is meant as an insult and can mean anything independent on your mood.
Pat you jimakaru! “
jimakaru by Aaron lefebve March 10, 2008
Related Words
Jizmark jimakaru jizcake jizlak jizma jizmail jizman Jizmat Jizmata Jizmatic
A girl, most likely indian, who enjoys making or consuming jizz
" i met this Jizmat at the club last night and she totally wanted my dick in or around her mouth."
Noun. The stain left behind resulting from male ejaculation.
"You should have seen the jizmark on Theresa's bed!"
Jizmark by -r May 14, 2006
A made-up word by Vinny from Vinesauce in his third The Messenger stream. The definite definition of this very word is unknown. Vinny, the founder of the word said that (in his own loose words) that this meant "the lack of jizz" (Note that this is a noun, not a verb or adjective.)

Unfortunately, this failed to become a new word since there exists an Ebay account called just that.
"One more. One more time. Jizlak. Jay-i-zee-el-a-kay. Jizlak." -Vinny
The act of hammering a nail through your urethra onto a wooden board, pinning it down with dissection pins, then proceeding to put out a burning piece of paper or cigarette on your shaft. Also known as jizzmatism.

For a video example, look up “pierced johnson penis nailed pinned and burned” on xvideos.
“Yo bro, last night I gave myself a jizmata. I came so hard.”
“That’s so knarly dude! I really gotta try that!”
Jizmata by PhattyDaddy December 1, 2022
alt. spelling of jizz mail. junk mail, unwanted, goes straight to the trash. includes spam as well as email from annoying people you don't really know anymore or want to hear from.
I don't use that old email box anymore, i used it when i was at school and now it's always full of jizmail.
jizmail by susannah eanes December 19, 2007