| 8. | alaskan dragon | ||
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A girl will be giving you head, right after you finish in her mouth you blow pepper in her face causing her to sneeze and the jizz to shoot our of her nose like fire from a dragon. Jenny got a taste of the alaskan dragon today.
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| 9. | On Top Of Old Smokey | ||
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To top off a pair of titties with a load of jiz in a classy way, of course. Field Position: Girl on her back during a 69, or with her head hanging off of the bed getting face fucked.
The Score: Just before you bust a nut, pull your dick out of her mouth, plop your nuts in there, wedge her nose between your cheeks & blow your load all over her tits(aimimg for the nipples) while singing, "On Top Of Old Smokey". Strictly a class move. The Extra Point(s): Fart. (but pull your nuts out of her mouth first!) -OR- Go for two points; by pulling your dick out and wiping it off all over her brand new curtains(you know, the ones that match her dust ruffle), grab your clothes and kick her cat in the ass on your way out the door. |
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| 10. | Jizz Splash | ||
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It could mean a literal Splash of Jizz, in a droplet. or a metaphorical jizz splash A friend or colleague whose foolish mistake has ruined yours or someone else's plans... The metaphor represents both the accidental nature of the mistake or splash, and the sticky mess of events which the mistake causes. Use: Beration, ridicule, declamation of responsibility, winding up your clumsy friends. Noun, very improper. a friend or colleugegegege tells evryone that hes related to a sleeping badger in the middle of the night and the profound nature i which he says this leaves evryone Soooo Shocked that they all whip out their cocks and jizz splash him or her.
"Ahh lol you got a Jizz Splash on my nose" "You Jizz Splash!" On hearing that your friend forgot the mayonaise/ got the address of the party wrong/ used your lubricant as hair gel/ broke your bicycle/ burnt the toast/ lost your dog. |
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| 11. | Cooch Snot | ||
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Cooch snot is the wetness from the womans vagina that leaks out, sort of like having a runny nose. Thus, cooch snot EW! You got cooch snot all over my balls!
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| 12. | jizzle slap | ||
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1. When a man ejaculates on his own hand and slaps another person across the face. 2. When a man ejaculates on another person's hand while tickling their face, causing them to slap jiz-filled hand across one's face. *Each of these resulting in a jiz-covered face. Patrick was firmly massaging his penis causing ejaculation onto Ken's hand. Becky was tickling Ken's nose with a feather causing Ken jizzle slapped himself. Ken's face was covered in Patrick's jiz!
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| 13. | Angry Dragon's Tears | ||
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An angry dragon in which you hold the bitch's nose so the jiz cums out her eyes. "Last night, after consuming mass quantities of salted goat meat, I proceeded to make my lover shed some angry dragon tears."
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| 14. | raspberry swirl | ||
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When you are getting a blow job and you shoot the jiz on her face and then punch her in the nose and give her a bloody nose. That bitch deserved that Raspberry Swirl.
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