A poorly grown or awful looking mustache on someone who has no reason to have one, so therefore it can be assumed that their purpose in having it is to assist in the task of catching jizz so it doesn't enter their mouth after they have performed the act of oral sex. Also can be called a "JC" for short.
Friend 1: Hey Ian, that mustache is both terrible looking and completely unnecessary, why would you sacrifice your looks and integrity to have it?
Friend 2: It's obviously so I can catch jizz so it doesn't end up in my mouth after I suck some dick idiot, they call it a jizz catcher, try and keep up homo.
Friend 1: Man check out the jizz catcher that Carlos is growing!
Friend 2: Yeah man that's crazy, I hear they are really efficient though.
Friend 1: Efficient for what?
Friend 2: Catching jizz after oral sex do it doesn't get in your mouth!
Friend1: Oh ok, makes perfect sense now.
panty liner, tampon, etc., used to soak up cum after intercourse
she put the cum catcher in so she wouldn't mess her panties
|3.||South Beach Dream Catcher|
Making a cone-shaped cup with your hands and placing it over your mouth in order to catch every drop of another mans semen.
That guy was such a cum whore he always used the South Beach Dream Catcher in order to not lose a drop.
A comforter/bedspread/quilt/blanket in a motel room. Since they are rarely washed, they are full of jizz.
"If you're cold then use the blanket." "No way, I'm not wrapping up in that jizz jacket!!"
(V.) A sinister sexual act where a man starts by defecating or crapping in their tighty whiteys and/or wresting tights (if available). The man then proceeds to perform an atomic leg drop, or Hogan leg drop onto the face/neck area of the lady.
If done properly, the person's face will be spackled with poo and you will be able to get the '3 count'.
This act is also referred to as 'The Real American'
Melissa threw a spoon at me last night, so I got her back and Hulk Hogan'd her while she was watching TV in bed.
Similar to the donkey punch: when you're fucking a girl from behind, hit her in the head with a baseball bat and bust in her. Next scoop out the jiz with a catcher's mit and then place the glove on her head so that it sticks. At any point feel free to yell LEFTY GOMEZ!
Let's get out of this baseball game and go back to my place for some Lefty Gomez