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a. One who speaks as though they know what they're talking about...though they do not. b. a bullshitter.
by Frank July 24, 2003
1. Someone who does unbelievably bad or jive things.

2. Someone who is an arrogant, disrespectful, fool who deserves no respect.

3. A liar.

1. Sean just stole my snickers bar, and then punched Tyler in the face, what a Jive Turkey

2. Mick just popped 11 jumpers in a row on Theo, what a jive turkey.

3. Chris told me he won the lottery, but he didnt. What a jive turkey.
by BarryJive November 18, 2008
Detagatory word for a jerk, asshole, douchebag,a know it all but really they don't know shit.yhat person in your group of friends that no one likes to hang out with. A fuckin loser just the worst.
Douchebag. Jsckass asshole. Jerk.
Know it all but not really.

Look at this jive turkey on the corner playing his guitar like hes hosting a live concert.
by shavov5 December 28, 2013
Konnor Staples
konnor staples is the biggest jive turkey alive
by spanaway151 June 29, 2011
Someone who exaggerates to the point where it's over the top and they are way full of shit. This person hasn't learned the meaning of overkill when it comes to building themself up or buttering someone else up. This is often a child who is trying to flatter an adult with sophomoric compliments. This is often used as a sexual ploy as well. A big insult in the African-American community.
Lily is a little girl who will tell you that you have the bluest eyes she's ever seen and the whitest teeth. She's a jive turkey.
This dude was trying to holler at me asking what a nice girl like me was doing in a place like this. What a jive turkey!
Alexandria is a pathological liar, and is Queen of the Jive Turkeys.
Someone was trying to mack to Daddy Pimp Juice's girl and she told the Jive Turkey to step off while listening to The Ohio Players song "Jive Turkey."
by MadamexXx February 24, 2009
When a man who struggles with his sexual orientation allows another man or multiple men,to bend him over a couch and repeatedly ravage him. This could persist for hours or even days and sometimes entire groups or organizations of men take thier turn on the one being ravaged. While being probed the gentlemen keeps both arms in a chicken wing shape and takes the form of a turkey. The men must climax inside the "Turkey" and this counts as the stuffing. Afterwards the men leave and the one being asspounded goes back to pretending to be a heterosexual.
Ahh man, i heard Jim spent all weekend being a Jive Turkey for the high school football team.
by The R.S. Lazer October 24, 2011
Someone who is super jive'n
Lee is such a jive turkey.
by jive around October 14, 2010
1. Someone who lies all the time.

2. Someone who does unbelievable (usually bad) things.

3. An arrogant disrespectful punk who is full of crap.

It is considered by many to be the most insulting word. ever.
1. Sean said that he beat Andrew in madden '09, but he didn't. What a jive turkey.

2. Calello. What a jive turkey.

3. Mick and Theo think they can beat Chris and Harry in 2 on 2 basketball, what jive turkeys.
by BarryJive December 11, 2008

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