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1.
a. One who speaks as though they know what they're talking about...though they do not. b. a bullshitter.
by Frank July 24, 2003
 
8.
1. Someone who does unbelievably bad or jive things.

2. Someone who is an arrogant, disrespectful, fool who deserves no respect.

3. A liar.

1. Sean just stole my snickers bar, and then punched Tyler in the face, what a Jive Turkey

2. Mick just popped 11 jumpers in a row on Theo, what a jive turkey.

3. Chris told me he won the lottery, but he didnt. What a jive turkey.
by BarryJive November 18, 2008
 
9.
Someone who exaggerates to the point where it's over the top and they are way full of shit. This person hasn't learned the meaning of overkill when it comes to building themself up or buttering someone else up. This is often a child who is trying to flatter an adult with sophomoric compliments. This is often used as a sexual ploy as well. A big insult in the African-American community.
Lily is a little girl who will tell you that you have the bluest eyes she's ever seen and the whitest teeth. She's a jive turkey.
This dude was trying to holler at me asking what a nice girl like me was doing in a place like this. What a jive turkey!
Alexandria is a pathological liar, and is Queen of the Jive Turkeys.
Someone was trying to mack to Daddy Pimp Juice's girl and she told the Jive Turkey to step off while listening to The Ohio Players song "Jive Turkey."
by MadamexXx February 24, 2009
 
10.
When a man who struggles with his sexual orientation allows another man or multiple men,to bend him over a couch and repeatedly ravage him. This could persist for hours or even days and sometimes entire groups or organizations of men take thier turn on the one being ravaged. While being probed the gentlemen keeps both arms in a chicken wing shape and takes the form of a turkey. The men must climax inside the "Turkey" and this counts as the stuffing. Afterwards the men leave and the one being asspounded goes back to pretending to be a heterosexual.
Ahh man, i heard Jim spent all weekend being a Jive Turkey for the high school football team.
by The R.S. Lazer October 24, 2011
 
11.
Konnor Staples
konnor staples is the biggest jive turkey alive
by spanaway151 June 29, 2011
 
12.
unreliable, show boat, or makes empty promises
You weren't in vietnam, you jive turkey.
by CL101101 September 13, 2008
 
13.
A. Someone in a green house who thinks they know what theyre talking about but really.... they do not.

B. Someone who will suck another man's D for money or to get called up from B
Andrew thought he knew what he was talking about but in reality, he is a jive turkey
by obalsajiveturkey69 April 25, 2011
 
14.
A term used in a phrase randomly which instantaneously causes dance.
Peterson: "Did you just call me a Jive Turkey?"
John: "LET'S DISCO!!!"
by Aspalar November 16, 2010