Jive Turkey Co. is a multidimensional company dedicated to quality service in snowsport, apparel, video and graphic design.

Welcome to the new age. This is a new interweb and we intend to dominate it.

jiveturkeyco.com

~Snowsport
We are the snowsport. Anything snow, we are there. We come from the Midwest. A tough rugged and disgusting place to ski and ride. Our mts. (hills) literally consist of old garbage dumps, rock quarries, and large enough natural hills to justify a chairlift. The conditions are always less than perfect. The Midwest offers icy, cold as hell, slushy, warm, muddy, and tiny resorts. This is home. Not only do we actually ride this shit, we fucking love it!

~Video
Here at Jive Turkey, we provide a video service designed for YOUR personal needs! Such as: private events, commercials, auditions, video design, and much more!

~GFX (graphics)
YOU + US X GFX = Jive Turkey
Jive Turkey specializes in custom graphics. We will work with YOU through the entire creative process. Our GFX specialties include: logos, banners, album art, stickers, flyers, ads, your face and much more!

~Apparel
We design and sell our very own apparel. T-shirts, Hoodies, Hats, and anything we can think of... Maybe even underwear. Fuck yea! We even do custom shirts for sports teams, events, small businesses, or just you!
1. Jive Turkey makes some badass designs!
2. Jive Turkey does snowsport, apparel, video and graphic design.
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by Jive Turkey Co. December 06, 2009
can be a liar or a cheater. A dumb/stupid person.
Get away from me you jive turkey!
#liar #cheat #fibber #deciever #fabulist.
by WiseDraco April 02, 2008
akin to: sucka, fool, mo-fo
I ain't talkin' to no jive turkies, slick.
by Big Daddy August 16, 2003
someone who talks trash or junk
Ed: Hey sweetie how you feelin'?
Lady: Fine
Ed: Fine lookin'? or Feelin'?
Lady: Both
by Eddie June 30, 2003
A secret communist Turkish settlement for all those speaking jive. The inhabitants of this nation are known as Jive Turks.
Jive Turk: Airport security spent 20 minutes frisking me just because I'm from Jive Turkey.
by Jive Turk April 16, 2005
See "Homey" or "Homeskillet"
Wassup, my Jiveturkey?
by Homeskillet February 06, 2003
some people say that a jive turkey is a person that talks shit and has no clue what they're talking about however the uncommon definition is a total fucking badass who gets tons of ladies
guy one: Hey see that guy over there
guy two: yeah what about him
guy one: he's the biggest jive turkey
guy two: o so he talks a lot of shit and actually has no clue what hes talking about
guy one: No dude he's a total fucking badass ass who gets tons of ladies
guy two: really?
guy one: ya his kind is also known as a jive turkey of another feather
#badass #jive #turkey #tons ladies #cool dude
by guyone June 02, 2008
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