Hipster #2: "Totes bro, I'm thinking about becoming a jipster instead."
Hipster #1: "Woooah, what's that?"
Hipster #2: "It's this new thing bro. Its like a hipster and a J. Crew store had a baby. You wear J. Crew clothes that are semi-hipster. Being a jipster allows me to be professional but still have swag."