crimminy jimsus 

This phrase is an exclaimation which is used in substitute for and/or in coincidence with saying Jesus Christ. Popular variants are: crimminy, crimminus, crimminy godsus and crimminy crocket

Crimminy jimsus! That bitch is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!

crimminy jimsus by E March 23, 2005

Jmsus 

Just make sure you shave

friend- “what do i do” other friend- “just make sure you shave” friend-“what do i shave”

the word “jmsus” is short for “just make sure you shave “

Jmsus by mkbagb123 December 26, 2018

jimus 

Jimus - A humble confident-pleasant guy who is very appealing, forward, fashionably neat and clean. He has to have swag and sex appeal and look sexy in his own unique way and attractive.

He never fails to put a smile on your face and help friends and loved ones deep analyze situations. Any non-involvement or reciprocation will see a similar reaction because of M-meet U-You-in S-Situations. Often being misunderstood, he is actually sincere, approachable, but don't ever judge him just because you hear and see by his posts or by gossips.

I would like to know Jimus , the Zaddy whom seemed unapproachable, but indeed he is sincere and caring.

jimus by ElloS November 23, 2021

jisus

the real jesus, sorry to dissapoint all you jesus worshipers, but your'e following the wrong person. Jesus was just spelt wrong purposely by people who didn't know who he was.

Jisus came on a donkey too, but no one heard about that!

jisus by Gebus May 27, 2004

jiisus 

the idol of worship in the Nintendo Wii world

fantomtuba: what time are you liiving tomorow?
Quizw22345: after we worship jiisus
Quizw22345: bout noon

jiisus by John C. Stella Jr. September 10, 2007

jimush 

(N) Slang word for idiot polocks that dont know anything and have broke ass brooks.

Tech A: Yo do you know jimush?
Tech B: yeah thats that idiot with the supra and the broke ass brook right?
Tech A: Yeah

jimush by jimmy fuckface March 13, 2008

jimruster 

A pathetic middle-aged hippie who has sold out and become a unquestioning yes-man without testicles; often in employ of a Hillary Clinton-type of boss. A lapdog.

The term comes from the gradual loss of masculinity ('jimmy' as slang for penis) over years and years of non-use (much like a disused car or machinery starts to corrode).

Harry became a jimruster when his twenty-five years with the company made him first in line to get coffee for his boss first thing in the morning.

jimruster by Guntram Shatterhand February 24, 2008