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A slang term for a specific type of joint. It is a joint rolled with equal parts of weed and cigarette tobacoo. This type of joint is rolled very tightly by using the method of shaking the open end of the joint after rolling to compress the contents together. At the mouth end of a joint a rolled up cardboard filter from a cigarette container is used. Variations to the jimp include the "L" which is to perpendicular Joint papers connected into one. As well as an "I" joint which is two joint papers connected in parallel to make a double length joint. Often used by Frinst speakers
Anyone up for an L Jimp?

Who can throw in for this jimp im rolling?
by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009
 
1.
Jimp, or to jimp, is the hypothetical ejaculation or "jizzing" in your pants often followed by the subject experiencing something highly stimulating or pleasurable.

Derived from the phrase "Jizz in my pants"
When Austin beat his favorite video game he exclaimed, "I just jimped!"
by Billy Nurnell April 06, 2007
 
2.
Acronym for: "Jizzed In My Pants", from the SNL Digital Short (by the guys from the Lonely Island).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&fmt=22
"Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS"

Damn those mozzarella sticks made me JIMP.
by Fresh Wes December 08, 2008
 
3.
J.I.M.P. is an acronym which is a shortened way of saying 'Jizz In My Pants'. It stemmed from a video originating from Saturday Night Live. The term is used on many internet chat sites as a replacement for other acronyms such as 'ROFLMAO', for anything which the writer finds to be extremely hilarious, sexually arousing or highly enjoyable. As more and more people watch the music video, the term JIMP is becoming more and more acceptable, but it is particularly important when choosing to use this term that the audience understands its meaning, or it is ineffective.

Eventually this term will be a globally used acronym by all internet users, as more and more people watch the video clip. Currently the video has had 26,911,814 hits in total and is ever climbing.
"WOMG that's so funny it made me JIMP!" "That picture just made me JIMP ;] " "I scored the winning point, it made me JIMP!"
by Bradley007 February 20, 2009
 
4.
Verb. To ejaculate in one's own pants, usually in a hilariously premature fashion. From the song "Jizz In My Pants". Can also be used in the past tense as well as infinitive.
"When that stripper sat on my lap I totally JIMPed."
by Sicklecell86 December 10, 2008
 
5.
From the SNL skit, Jizz In My Pants.
"When I ate that greape, i jizzed in my pants!"

"That chick made me J.I.M.P!!"
by Damooo December 09, 2008
 
6.
(Jizz In My Pants)

Taken from the song of the same title, JIMP can refer to any moment that extreme excitement occurs - bordering on the orgasmic.
Jill: So, chocolate?
Tim: Meh.
Jill: Some sweets?
Tim: Hmmm.. maybe.
Jill: Chuck Norris action figu..
Tim: Jimp.

Jill: Alright, I'll get you the Norris doll.
by Myoiden Ramre March 13, 2009
 
7.
an acronym standing for Jizz In My Pants. Used to describe exciting events, one may say "I jimped" without actually jizzing in their pants, because if it was a chick, that would be weird.
If I heard Guns n Roses were getting back together, I think I would have to jimp.
by jigglemetimbers October 13, 2009