a creepy guy (perve that you could find in teenage chatting rooms) that works as a janitor at your local mall. usually goes to taco bell (in the mall) and slams down one dolla and says, "one soft. one hard." and has greasy long hair, most likely split down the middle in a wavy ponytail. also eats while he works and flirts with the tBell cashier. YEAH. i've experienced it.
retard 2: "SHIT DUDE I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN AGES!"
retard 1: "lets throw a taco on the floor and see if he cleans it up!"
retard 2: "OKAY! naw, dude. he'll pry juss eat it." (retard 1 agrees)