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Guy A: Yo man, how u feeling?
Guy B: Sh!#
Guy A: Why what happened?
Guy B: I got JIMMED! My bestfriend hooked up with my girlfriend!
by Monsterpiggy December 05, 2010
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Jim, a cheeky, bearded motherfucker who looks like he hasn't showered in days.
Oi Jim! Yer a cunt.
This is a Jim, if it doesn't shave for a week, its body hair matches that of a homo habilis as well.
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Someone who talks down to or belittles someone else or basically treats that person as if they are of a lower life or class. This is best exemplified (and named after) in the popular show "The Office" when Michael or Dwight do something silly and Jim gets that look on his face like Michael and Dwight are children. The person who acts like he is in someway superior to other people is the "jim."
Wow, that kid's being such a jim.

I just told a joke but my friend didn't like it and was being a jim about it.
by MichaelGaryScottxxx August 19, 2011
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one who frequently dates fat girls and denys that he is a chubby chaser, will frequently be seen hammered by where ever the food is served
damn did you see jim last night hitting on that 300 pound black jewish girl?
by greg675-0705969 August 19, 2011
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A lonely gay hobo that thinks everybody likes him when in reality its the complete opposite. This kind of Jim likes to bring drama everywhere and bring it into everyones life.
Jim got the cops called on him for being a psycho diva.
by Butch Danes October 25, 2010
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A perv who Has oral sex with his artificial dildo.
Jim saw his daughter naked and got a bonar.
by Globo jim January 19, 2011
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The ultimate word modifier. Used to accentuate any type of feeling, behavior, or action.
Man I'm so fucking Jim-hungry right now. I could really go for a Jim-delish burger and fries.
by Skone82 March 07, 2009
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