filanderer 

one who walks around juggling three onions while maintaining a stark erection

Person 1: Last night I walked into my brother's room to find boxes of vidalia onions, viagra, and farm animal porn.
Person 2: Dude, your brother is a closet filanderer.

filanderer by Drewskie May 20, 2008

Jillanderer 

To have sex with one or many men. Usually used in reference to casual sex with men by a domineering woman.

Madonna is a famous jillanderer

Jillanderer by GenevaRed October 25, 2010

Milanderer 

Milanderer - someone who has wandering hands whilst in bed with another person. They like to feel or grope someone sexually.

'I was trying to get to sleep but that guy kept running his hands up my thighs, he's such a milanderer.'

A mix between the sounds and meanings of 'philanderer' (a flirt or fickle lover) and 'to meander' (to wander).

Milanderer by Julia Sidwell May 9, 2007