To pass gas; to emit flatulence.
"Don't come over here, I jiffed."
idiot in UK like slang
a dumb person
"shut up you jif"
"ricky your such a jif"
Verb: To Bust a nut cum, spooge, finish, ejaculate.
Noun: Semen, cum, white gold, man juice.
Adjective: to define sexual stability.
That girl's got mad jif! She should give me a becky and i'll jif my super jif all over her face!
Short for "in a jiffy", which basically means "a short period of time". It can be used sarcastically as well
"Jiffy" is also used as a sci/tech term, commonly for 0.01 seconds, or sometimes 1 tick of a computer's clock.
"I'll get to it in a jif." (This means after I get done with the football game, hon)
A person who is really smart and ambitious but surrounds themselves with idiotic selfish friends who inhibit that person from achieving great things and dont have lives of their own so they feed off everything that person does.
Man that girl is such a jif the way she lets her friends run her life into the ground, she can do anything she wants but not with those idiots around.
-A mediocre brand of peanut butter
-Short form for Jeff
The native called me "jif" cause he was too high on gas to say "Jeff"
Acronym for "Jeans in fanny"; slang from London area, especially. See camel toes
Crikey, those bloody jeans don't fit her at all! JIF!