|1.||Peanut Butter Wonder|
When you "Get Jiffy With It" by spreading peanut butter all over your genitals and let your dog lick it off while you masterbate.
Chad, in the mood for a Peanut Butter Wonder, opened a jar of Jif, spread it all over his testes and had his two dogs lick it off while he jerked his wiener.
|2.||Peanut Butter Fluff|
A sexual act where a guy applies marshmallow fluff over a woman's breast and apply peanut butter to her lower body, then folds her in half, has sex with her, and then finishes by licking the mixture off her body and sharing it with the girl.
Guy 1: What happened with that chick last night?
Guy 2: She came out of the kitchen with some Fluff and Jif and I folded her up for a peanut butter fluff. She was quite tasty.
adj. having copious amounts of peanut butter to the point where milk is absolutely necessary.
Contraction of Peanut Butter and Fantastic, used primarily in modern stoner speech
Man, this sandwich is gonna be peanut buttertastic! Hand me that milk, bro.
|4.||welfare peanut butter|
Peanut butter produced for those on welfare. It is of the poorest quality, and is so thick and dry that you cannot spread it on even the stalest and crustiest bread.
It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.
Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.
- Man that welfare peanut butter is some nasty s**t!
- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!
The act of going from being thin and smooth to being chunky and fat like JIF peanut butter.
That girl used to be skinny, but now she's all jiffed up.
What it's called when you're having sex with an old, dried up woman, and you don't have lube so you use JIF peanut butter.
Alice: Hey there Betty, How was your 73rd birthday?
Betty: Aw it was great! My husband jiffy lubed me!
Alice: You're a lucky woman. My husband is dead.
To slather Jif peanut butter all over one's body for sexual purposes. This can be done with a partner, in a group, or even by one's self. One can try this with Skippy or the generic brand, but the taste and consistency of Jif far surpasses these cheap substitutes. It has the unique ability to be able to go into cracks and crevices much better. A nice glass of cold milk should always be on hand when "Slatherfesting"
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.
"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week