Jidf is an acronym for Jewish Internet Defense Force, an organization, whose job is to spread positive propaganda about Israel. Supporting Isreal on news forums, where they show their (fake) sympathy and support for Israel through comments, giving people an expression that the general public supports Israel. I think this is quite a stupid thing to do.
-hey bro, heard about the new Israeli-Iranian conflicts?
-YES YES, ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO ATTACK IRAN BECAUSE THEY ARE SUCH BAD GUYS.
-but Israel also have nuked, wouldnt it be fair for Iran also to have some? I mean its not like they could use them,
-NO NO, IRAN IS NAZI WE HAVE TO BOMB THEM
- jidf detected...
Stands for Jewish Internet Defense Force. Closely related to, and possibly created by the ADL. A group whose sole purpose is to patrol cyberspace and root out and/or expose traces of anti-semitism. Don't mess with these people or you will be sorry. Jewish people are in charge of cyberspace, and print media is going down the tubes.
Jake: Dude the craziest thing happened to me over the weekend.
Me: Really? What happened?
Jake: I woke up and there was suddenly no money left in my bank account, I had someone else's pubes super-glued to my left cheek and back, my sister had been kidnapped and all of the computers in my house had melted.
Me: Well that's what you get for frontin on the JIDF son