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when you try to mac on the girl of you dreams and end up ejaculating in your pants. leaving a giant wet mark that runs down your leg, onto your crusty shoes forming a lake of jizz around your feet
erin: hey evan

evan: hi.... ohh ohh no..
erin: whats wrong?
evan: uhh nothing..
erin: OMG!! you are so fucking weird!
evan: whateva im just goin jexy style
by thescahillspecial December 10, 2010

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