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2.
A large quantity of something, like that a jew might have. Typically refers to valuable.

Also: jew tonne, metric jew ton
Syn: jew load

Etymology: first used to refer to quantities of jew gold, which is itself a reference to South Park.
"Achmed, how much equipment did you end up ordering yesterday from Newegg?"
"Oh, like a fucking jew ton."
by Teh Achmed February 05, 2008
 
1.
The town of Newton Massachusetts. Has a lot of Jews. Is called Jewton.
Yo man, lets go to the new jewish deli in Jewton.
by Urban Dictionary April 28, 2005
 
3.
Along with Newton, Massachusetts, Jewton is the term used for Brighton, New York, by everyone except Brighton. Naturally, this term stems from the amazingly high jewish population; if you were to put walls around Brighton, it could be called Auschwitz.
"So I was walking through Jewton, and I dropped a quarter for fun... Messiest fight I've ever seen. Man, Jews -love- money."
by Andrew Cohen June 01, 2006
 
4.
A futon owned by a person of the Jewish Decent.
Jewish Guy: "Dude check out this futon"
Other Guy: "Well if you buy it its officially a jewton."
by Karl Jakob August 10, 2008