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A coupon that doesn't save much of anything, and is only worth the time of a stingy person, or jew, to cut it out of the newspaper Gregory: "look at this jewpon, Mr.Silversteinbergman! Buy three get $.10 off 1 gallon Kosher pickles!"
Mr.S: "By Bartholomew's yamaka! Snip away!" |
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(N.)Mutation of the word coupon. Goes along with the stereotype that jewish persons are cheap or will go to great lengths to save money. Which brand of detergent do you have that jewpon for? I want to save 75 cents so I can get a candy bar.
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Any printed or printable coupon to save you money. That fucking brodie won't go to the restaurant without a jewpon.
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a variation of the word coupon, used for one that doesn't really save you any money. it implies that the coupon was made by a Jew, who, stereotypically, is very stingy/cheep . Mark: Hey check out this coupon! Three sandwiches for $9!
John: Dude, those are $3 each anyways. Mark: What a rip-off! This is such a jewpon. |
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Merging of Jew and Coupon. A Non Derogatory term. When someone tries to get a discount at a store on a NON SALE item or claims they left their LEGITIMATE coupon at home for a discount at a restaurant or store. Steve: Sir, do you think its possible that I can get 20% off this TV?
Salesman: But this TV isn't on sale Steve: Yeah, I know..but.... Salesman: Sorry sir, We don't accept JEWPONS here ! |
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