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Basically, the opposite of a landing strip. Shaved vagina down the middle, but long hasidic jew sideburns on the sides.
I went out with this girl from J-date, and when i finally got her home and got her pants off, i was amazed to see hasidic jew sideburns down there. That was some good jewnani.
by philthy rich March 16, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Jewish vagina.
Widely regarded as the "tightest" Vagina among females.
"Damn, that bitches jewnani was tighter than a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel!!"
by Sho'Nuff May 02, 2007
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He's warmer than you think.

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