Jewlett

noun- referring to the mainly Jewish population of Hewlett /Woodmere. Home of frozen yogurt, bagels, and coffee.

John: "Do you want to go to Jewlett?"
Mindy: "Of course I want to hang out with my hebrew homies!"
John: "Maybe we should get some frozen yogurt while we are there."
Mindy: "Yum. Jewlett is sooo Jewish."

Jewlett by ThreeCamelsInATinyCar January 29, 2012

jewlet 

A little Jew
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Look at that jewlet hes so small

jewlet by _insertnamehere_ May 13, 2005

Jewlet 

A cute Jewish infant

Wow...watch those Jewlets play with that dreidel

Jewlet by B. Zucksz February 6, 2008

Jewless 

Doing something with people and there are no Jewish people present.

A meeting of more than 5 people and nobody is Jewish

"God damn it, none of my Jewish friends are coming out tonight, guess I'm jewless tonight 😢"

"Hey where are my favorite people? Shit Jeff didn't come out tonight, guess I'm jewless 😢"

Jewless by dontlieyouloveher July 3, 2019

Jewles 

Jewles is a new measurement of energy created in Germany which results in the amount of energy approximately needed to convert 1 standard Jewish person to ash. Not to be mistaken with Joules or Calories

"Jewles is the energy required to successfully convert a Jew into a pile of ash given that his pockets have been emptied from excess change before introduced to the....'shower'.."- Unkown Nazi Scientist, Treblinka, 1943

Hans: "Claus, would you kindly tell me how many 'jewles' where used in ze 'final solution'? " *wink wink*

Claus: "Wasn't it around 6 Megajewles?"
Hans: "Ja! but ze correct answer was 'Not Enough' !!"
Claus: "Ach Du Lieber Gott, Hans, I regret not leaving you for dead in Stalingrad..."

Jewles by Lord Ravenhawk June 4, 2018