Getting a shot in the face from a bag full of nickels.
That douche bad deserved to get Jewkakke'd.
by Steve99 May 30, 2008
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a massive facial given by a circumcised penis
Eric gave Cassie a jewkakke last night
by anus grab November 03, 2012
similar to the ancient japanese bukkake tradition, but with a twist. 40 circumcised jewish men are needed to fulfill the requirements, which means there will be a distinct lack of smegma.
my friends hadleigh and ross asked me to be the reciepient of a jewkakke. i had to say no because i had to return my seagull suit that night.
by crizking May 08, 2007
The act of 8 or more jews rolling around in an inflatable pool containing large sums of money while using their left hand to perform a "super ultra happy mega chocolaty covered penis smiley tug"
Shit nigga! That was too much tuna. Ima jewkakke guitar man
by imaguytoo! March 07, 2015