| 57. | fieldston | ||
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One of the so-called "prestigious" private high schools of New York City. The school aims at promoting ethical philosophies that I guess are meant to make the students better people. It fails miserably though, as I honestly see no difference in the "asshole to nice-people ratio" when I compare it to other schools.
The school tries to maintain a diverse environment which is also a joke in itself. Its funny that someone can get kicked out for making a slightly \racist comment in privacy while the school is selectively choosing different ethnic groups when it comes to admissions. But of course, we all know that true diversity comes from people who look different. Forget about ideas, values, culture and whatnot. And, everyone is jewish there somehow. The school is ridiculously liberal. Mention anything that may be 1 notch to right and prepare to get your conservative ass raped by some ethical cock. Fieldston. The place where the attractive people are at the top, the jocks are asses, the drama kids are weird, the nerds do their own thing, the workload is unbearable, everybody smokes weed (thank god), everyone drinks, and the normal kids in between the chaos are depressed as hell.
With each graduating class the world gets a bunch of ethical burn-outs who think they can change something in the world. |
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| 58. | jew | ||
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A person who practices the religion of Judaism; A person whose anscetry dates back to the ancient jewish kindoms; a member of a superior race who is hated for his superiority and success; Me! "...If statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of the human race. It suggests a nebulous dim puff of stardust lost in the blaze of the Milky way. properly, the Jew ought hardly to be heard of, but he is heard of, has always been heard of. He is as prominent on the planet as any other people, and his commercial importance is extravagantly out of proportion to the smallness of his bulk. His contributions to the world's list of great names in literature, science, art, music, finance, medicine, and abstruse learning are also away out of proportion to the weakness of his numbers. He has made a marvelous fight in this world, in all the ages; and had done it with his hands tied behind him. He could be vain of himself, and be excused for it.
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The Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Persian rose, filled the planet with sound and splendor, then faded to dream-stuff and passed away; the Greek and the Roman followed; and made a vast noise, and they are gone; other people have sprung up and held their torch high for a time, but it burned out, and they sit in twilight now, or have vanished. The Jew saw them all, beat them all, and is now what he always was, exhibiting no decadence, no infirmities of age, no weakening of his parts, no slowing of his energies, no dulling of his alert and aggressive mind. All things are mortal but the Jew; all other forces pass, but he remains. What is the secret of his immortality?" |
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| 59. | mossad | ||
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Arguably the most incompetent intelligence organizations on the planet. The Mossad have botched up and ruined simple assassination attempts against several Arab targets. Mossad agents have in recent times been caught by Jordanian, Canadian, American and New Zealand authorities. They are spectacularly innefficient and sub-par as a spy agency.
The Mossad have a long history of infiltrating Palestinian armed groups and believe that their success rate against an occupied nation without a standing army and military infastructure classify them as leading intelligence organization. They clearly are deluded beyond reason. The Mossad however is highly touted as a world leader in espionage, particularly because the Israeli media has an outstanding propaganda network that runs in the western world. Foreign media outlets owned by Jewish expats see Rupert Murdoch et Conrad Black have worked hard to ensure that Israeli government organizations are highly thought of in America. The Mossad have the world's worst mission rate. Outside of Occupied Palestine, their rate of success against targets is 2/10. The same rate as the Bulgarian KGB.
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| 60. | Syracuse Universtiy | ||
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It is home to the exclusively prestigious Newhouse School of Public Communications, the prestigious College of Visual and Performing Arts and the prestigious Maxwell School of Citizenship. Degrees from these colleges at Syracuse University as well as in the field of Architecture, Bioengineering, Religion and Information Studies will give you a guaranteed in within the professional world. Also, boasting such distinguished alumni as Ted Koppel, Taye Diggs, Vanessa Williams and Betsey Johnson, a Syracuse University degree will take you a long way. The only not so good thing within the SU, or as we call it, the ‘Cuse, community are some of the students. With one third of the population being Jewish and having a majority of them coming from Long Island and New Jersey, it comes as no surprise that this private university houses some of the richest kids around. Most of the male students tend to be quite athletic and very much so into sports, seeing as ‘Cuse is a huge sport school. The girls, on the other hand, tend to mainly hail from Long Island and wear their Uggs all year round with either their too-tight for comfort So Low pants tucked right into them, or their too loose for viewing pleasure SU sweatpants tucked in them and spilling out from the top. So, obviously it comes as no shocker that this school is filled with a great abundance of JAPs (Jewish American Princesses). Plus, the fact that a majority of SU’s students are from the Northeast region makes it quite understanda... more...
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| 61. | Pambo | ||
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Pambo n. - Rambo's second cousin, Pambo, also known as The Great Pambo, is well known throughout New England for being a man of many talents. Pambo fears nothing, and lives his life day by day, keeping the streets clean from scum like pimps, crime lords, and especially his arch-nemesis, The Midget-Clown Boy. Pambo has been highly trained in skills such as Karate, rapping, break dancing, ultimate frisbee, flying, cooking a mean steak, and of course, seducing the ladies. To those he respects, Pambo is one of the most generous, charming, caring, and friendly members of the Greek/Jewish Mafia you could meet. But take this as a warning, crossing the line with Pambo could result putting you and your entire family in great danger and/or misfortune.
Posted by Pambo You : Wow, who is that totally steller guy over there dressed like a pirate and fending off all those zombies??
Your Smart Friend: That'd be Pambo, he's one bad mother fucker. He saved me once from my pimp, he's a good man. You: Jeeze, it seem's like Pambo has got his act together! Your Smart Friend: Yeah, he's the man, once he's done saving the world from greedy republicans, and finding the cure for cancer, we should ask him if he'll cook us some steaks...he makes one hell of a steak. |
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| 62. | Pambo | ||
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Pambo n. - Rambo's second cousin, Pambo, also known as The Great Pambo, is well known throughout New England for being a man of many talents. Pambo fears nothing, and lives his life day by day, keeping the streets clean from scum like pimps, crime lords, and especially his arch-nemesis, The Midget-Clown Boy. Pambo has been highly trained in skills such as Karate, rapping, break dancing, ultimate frisbee, flying, cooking a mean steak, telekenisis, and of course, seducing the ladies. To those he respects, Pambo is one of the most generous, charming, caring, and friendly members of the Greek/Jewish Mafia you could meet. But take this as a warning, crossing the line with Pambo could result putting you and your entire family in great danger and/or misfortune.
Posted by Pambo You : Wow, who is that totally steller guy over there dressed like a pirate and fending off all those zombies??
Your Smart Friend: That'd be Pambo, he's one bad mother fucker. He saved me once from my pimp, he's a good man. You: Jeeze, it seem's like Pambo has got his act together! Your Smart Friend: Yeah, he's the man, once he's done saving the world from greedy republicans, and finding a cure for cancer, we should ask him if he'll cook us up some steaks...he makes one hell of a steak. |
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| 63. | wwjd | ||
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"world wide jewish domination" MUAHHHAHAHAHAHA Person 1:What's that wrist band for?
Person 2:Oh,it says WWJD, it stands for world wide jewish domination Person 1:Cool |
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