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When you are married by default, as any similarly aged people of opposite gender must be if a Jewish grandmother is involved in the decision making. Its like an arranged marriage, without the actual marriage.
Oh, him? We are basically jewish married. My grandmother decided it the first time she met him, even though we've never dated.
by AK_Jew March 07, 2011
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