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1. jewclaw
(v.) To stab a person or animal with an item (key, knife, etc.) held between your middle and ring finger.
Don't make me jewclaw you with this key.
2. JEWCLAW
when you swipe someones face from forehead to chin and saying JEWCLAW! lick your hand for more effect.
James: oh hey John

John: JEWCLAW! *runs away*
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