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A contraction of the word "douche" and "Jew". Used to describe a Jew who is a douche.
"Erin is a jewche" (Get it? Cuz she's Jewish...)
by Laura Ward January 01, 2006
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A combination of the words Jew and douche. Being a Jewche is worse than being called a Jew or a douche alone.
Man, that dude is a freakin Jewche. I can't stand his ass.
by sireus February 08, 2009
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Bill Mahr is a jewche.
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a snotty jewish boy or man/ a flaunting Jew who likes to show off material items
commonly seen with a blinged out Yarmulkes
Yup, oh god he's such a Jewche.
by lovethatlavenderblonde April 14, 2011
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He scammed me out of 50 bucks. What a Jewche!
by Lee123456 January 17, 2010
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(jew-shh) N. A wealthy douche-bag.
"Wow, that Kevin Federline is such a jewche!"
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A Jew that is a or acting like a douche bag.
Yeah dude, Jericho was acting like a Jewche.
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