1.) A really delicious bagel from Einstein's Bagels.
2.) One who is being really stingy or whiney.
1.) Man, this jewbagel is fantastic with the cheese of cream!
2.)a. Chad: "No, seriously, you guys, my leg hurts! I was mauled by a tiger!"
Bob: "Shut up, Chad, and quit being such a jewbagel."
b. Jon: "30 cents for a pack of gum? That's outrageous! It used to be 25!"
Sid: "Quit being a fucking jewbagel and buy the gum, Jon."
A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.
Dude: Hey, there's Jew Bagel!
Jew: I HAVE A NAME, DAMMIT!
A particular nickname for a jewish person, usually denotes the fact that said jewish person eats a fuckload of bagels and rubs the cream cheese all over his chest and then masturbates.
Him:Hey look at that jew bagel
You:Eww he's masturbating with cream cheese
The 13th bagel in a bakers dozen.
Dude you got the jew bagel!
Not to be confused with jew bagel
, jewbagel is an insult that is used when you are trying to confuse or diss that person but every other word has been taken.
You: I HATE YOU, YOU GOD DAMN JEWBAGEL!!
Guy: What does that even mean?!!
a person who acts like a jew
Alex: Jason you fuckin jew bagel you stole my kill you Persian whore
Jason: Alex what?
Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore
A silly little Jew boy.
Also, a stupid idiot fag head.
Dude, you know Sebastian? He's such a jewbagel.