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6.
old minivan with a driver known to break the traffic law
That Jew Canoe just won't get out of the way!
by NHRHS2010 November 12, 2010
 
1.
Any Lexus SUV that cruises the LIE (Long Island Expressway)
Honey, lets take the jew canoe to the bagel shop!
by Alexander Papsmear February 04, 2005
 
2.
One in a group of large, luxury SUVs driven by Jews on the North Shore of Long Island, New York. Can be commonly seen in communities such as Jerhico and Syosset. Some examples include the Mercedes-Benz GL-Class and the Lexus LX.
*Driving through Jericho*
Driver: "Damn it that Jew Canoe just cut me off! I almost got into an accident!"
Passenger: "It's not their fault, it's almost sundown and they have to get home for Hanukkah."
by Hpesoj... December 21, 2011
 
3.
Israel Aircraft Industries Westwind Business Jet.
Hey, look what's on the runway again, the Jew Canoe
by Lear45 September 03, 2010
 
4.
A block-long Cadillac or other ostentatious road locomotive.
Cleon drove his Jew canoe up Rodeo Drive.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
 
5.
An automobile that is very cheap or beat up and will fit alot of people.
That old station wagon is a big jew canoe
by Richard21 March 11, 2012
 
7.
Its when you buy an un expensive car, i.e any toyota or hundai, and the upgrades cost more than the car itself.
''Hey did you see that jew canoe?''
''Yeah, those upgrades make that car look awesome.''
by chubchub13 April 23, 2010