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57.
Jew
A Jew is one who covets material prosperity claiming it's a manifestation allegorical to virtue.

Anything of value should not be coveted. But that's what Jews do.

eg. The covetous Jew.

If such prosperity is not coveted, then the detrimental externalization of their own limitations upon different generations and individuals will be ameliorated.

Thus freeing the populace from Zionist control and freeing the spirit to explore space both outer and inner.
Kyle is a covetous Jew.
by GeniusSloth September 08, 2008
 
58.
jew
A descendant of Biblical Hebrews. They are characterized by olive skin, men having frizzy beards, and often brown eyes.
"I'm of Jewish descent." "Adam Sandler is the funniest Jew around!"
by A Jew named Britt May 27, 2005
 
59.
Jew
Amanda Wortmann
"Gas that Jew!" yelled Hitler.
by HEIL MEIN FUHRER May 27, 2011
 
60.
Jew
A person who has a lot of money and tries to sue
Woh! Look a Jew :D
by gir is great May 06, 2011
 
61.
jew
1. (n) One who follows Judaism.

2. (v) Synonym for screw over; to cheat or deceive someone.

3. (n) Term for someone who is rich and stingy.
1. Optimus Prime is a Jew.

2. Man, we totally got jewed at Burger King...they owe us money for that crap.

3. Quit being such a jew and pay your fair share.
by PvtChurch May 12, 2005
 
62.
Jew
A greedy swindler.
Bernie Madoff is the epitome of a Jew.
by BigTimeJ April 20, 2011
 
63.
Jew
1. A person that champions, believes in, or practices Judaism; A person of a Jewish background.

2. A highly stingy or greedy person that is usually prosperous but heavily criticized for his ways.
Examples:

1. "Hey guys you seen that new kid in school?"

" Oh yeah, the kid is a Jew, I went to his bar mitzvah."

2. " Dude who is that one kid in the shirt?"

" Oh that's that Levi kid...he's a Jew he tried to snake me...."
by Chunguie October 08, 2009