1. A practitioner of Judiasm, generally portrayed with a long nose, and as a backstabbing jerk.
2. A derogatory term for a tightwad
3. A dirty backstabber with a long nose
1. Jesus was Jewish
2. Give me some money you fucking Jew!
3a. Why'd you stab me Pinocchio? Fucking bastard!
3b. Brutus, why didn't you tell me you were Jewish?
-Julius Caesar-
by Wanghis November 15, 2008
A slang term or "combination word" for 'Did' and 'You'
Yo Kelly, question... jew do the math homework?
Yeah, jew?
by Josh Holla February 25, 2008
A descendant of Biblical Hebrews. They are characterized by olive skin, men having frizzy beards, and often brown eyes.
"I'm of Jewish descent." "Adam Sandler is the funniest Jew around!"
by A Jew named Britt May 27, 2005
1. A person who follows The Jewish faith.
2. Noah Powers
Noah Powers is a Jew because he follows the Jewish faith.
by Hdhdbdhehjs72747/772 December 09, 2011
A person who has a lot of money and tries to sue
Woh! Look a Jew :D
by gir is great May 06, 2011
another form of the word you, when talking to a Jewish person.
"RACHEL! What are jew doing?!
by choysee! July 10, 2008
Besides having the biggest dicks of all other religions, (besides mormons), Jews were instrumental in bringing about the weekend. Unions will try to take this credit, but it was the Jews.
We should thank the Jews for having weekends
by str8pmpn June 30, 2014

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