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36.
Jew
to rip someone off or to get ripped off.
"dude, you just got Jewed out of 10 yuan."
by messybuzzcut July 11, 2009
 
37.
Jew
Someone extremely cheap and overly cautious with money to the point that it affects others.
Daniel Snyder is the biggest Jew I know.
by Lenny1957854 January 10, 2014
 
38.
jew
Abbreviation of "what did you" or just "did you"
Jew do to piss her off like that?

Jew fuck her last night?
by harrumph July 10, 2008
 
39.
jew
Someone who is tight with money, they often have curly hair and a big nose. Morgan and Colton are common names for Jews.
Colton saves every penny he finds... what a jew
by Jewthousand14 December 30, 2013
 
40.
People of the Jewish religion. Contrary to some of the anti-semitic definitions here, Jews are regular people like you and me who just want to live in peace and be left alone. The reason why Jews are successful is because of hard work and dedication as well as perseverance. When we say we're "Chosen people", we don't mean that we're better than non-Jews. Rather, we believe that we are chosen to follow God's laws. Despite constant and mindless hatred through their turbulent history, the Jews were able to succeed and thrive in many countries. Modern Jews today are very tolerant and open-minded, save the Hasidim. Jews, unlike Christianity and Islam, don't try to shove their religion down your throat and convince you that their religion is the only true one. Jews have very rich and cultural traditions including kick ass ancient hebrew songs like Hava Nagila. A lot of the world's greatest scientists such as Albert Einstein were Jews. Jews are also used as common scapegoats and blamed for every problem under the sun. For those of you who post anti-semitic definitions of Jews I have one thing to say to you: go fuck yourselves. The fact that a population of 14 million people that make up .001% of the world drive you insane, it says a lot about you more than it does about Jews.
It's also interesting to note that Jews are criticized for being stingy but there are many wealthy Jews who give away their money to various charities. They have developed useful technology and medicines that benefit all of us around the world. Think about that before you spout your hatred.
by AproudJew July 07, 2013
 
41.
Jew
A self sufficient people. They are blamed for mostly everything bad that ever happened ever because Jews are easy scapegoats.

An example would be in the middle ages when the Bubonic Plague (Black Plague) was rampant Jews were the only demographic that wasn't getting it due to the fact that all Jews living where the plague was lived in close knit healthy communities differing from the peasants living in squalor usually getting it. That of course was blamed on the Jews.

Another example would be the Holocaust. Hitler was a pathetic man with one testicle and hate in his heart. He decided to take out his anger on the Jews, gays, gypsies and others by winning the hearts of the easily impressed German populace with his moderate speaking skills. Jews did nothing wrong to anybody and everyone smart knows this.
"Awe man I failed math for the year, it must be that slimy Jew David Goldstein's fault.."

Ignorant man 1: "You know that Jew family across the street?"
Ignorant man 2: "Yeah they seem like nice people.. But they are plotting our downfall as we speak.."
by Jewbro69 June 23, 2011
 
42.
jew
Junior Enlisted Warrior (military slang, E-1 to E-3)
Get me a couple of them jews to come clean out this company office.
by dj32089 December 05, 2012