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to rip someone off or to get ripped off.
"dude, you just got Jewed out of 10 yuan."
by messybuzzcut July 11, 2009

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156
A term used to describe a person or object that means they

1- have weird or unusual charecteristic.
2- have problems being outcasted
3- Also, when you dont like something, you can call it a Jew, or Jewish.
A- Mary is going out with that ugly kid named Jackson. She's such a jew.

B- John was such a Jew the other day when he wore his purple skinny jeans and a neon pink Tee.

C- John's purple skinny Jeans are so Jewish!
or
John's Skinny Jeans are a Jew!
by Andrew Jacksonson November 28, 2007

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Verb, to JEW.

The process by which someone manages to convince a reluctant person to give them something.
Michael has £10 which he was going to give to his son but Josh managed to jew it off him. (Josh has no foreskin)
by Toby_the_5_star_penis. December 09, 2008

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Random playful insult that is directed at somebody who is not jewish.
Non jew: Can you pass me the diet coke?

Other Non jew: You are so fucking jewish.
by KCA Watts September 01, 2008

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See: Thumper (character in Bambii to understand)
Thumper is such a jew!
by E Dison February 08, 2008

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What a jew is:

Someone who follows the religion known as Judaism.
All jews are recognized citizens of Israel.

What a jew is NOT:

JEW is NOT a race, get over it. A race is not a religion. A race is not your country of origin. A race is determined by differing physical attributes.

What is true about jews:

Throughout history they have been the center of many atrocities.

They believe they are the chosen people. This stance of putting themselves above everyone else is a part of why they have gone through what they have throughout history.

What is not true about jews:

While stereotypes do hold a fair amount of truth they are not an absolute. Not all jews are cheap, dirty, smelly, etc.

Jews are NOT always the victims and in fact have instigated many of their own problems throughout history.

You can't claim you want peace in the middle east and then order air strikes on the opposing police stations. This just furthur takes away that countries ability to do anything about it and instigates more hatred to your own people and resets the peace process every single time.

You aren't the chosen people by god. Your no different than anyone else and no better than anyone else. If you were chosen by god why did he hand you the only 100 square mile area of the middle east with no oil? Irony isn't it.

There goes another Jew thinking that thinks Jew is a race.
by Rea Lity January 05, 2006

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A greedy swindler.
Bernie Madoff is the epitome of a Jew.
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