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A Jew is one who covets material prosperity claiming it's a manifestation allegorical to virtue.

Anything of value should not be coveted. But that's what Jews do.

eg. The covetous Jew.

If such prosperity is not coveted, then the detrimental externalization of their own limitations upon different generations and individuals will be ameliorated.

Thus freeing the populace from Zionist control and freeing the spirit to explore space both outer and inner.
Kyle is a covetous Jew.
by GeniusSloth September 08, 2008

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A person who practices Judaism , short for Jewish.
Brett won't be in school today, it's a Jewish holiday and he is a Jew .
by KingBiscuit44 January 06, 2016

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A dirty penny saving, bread crumb eating piece of sub-human garbage. Especially if it's name is Robert Bedingfield
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by Jew master 69 June 03, 2016

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1) Person of Jewish Faith
2) A Pinny-Pincher (a tight wad)
3) What Hitler put in ash trays till we beat his ass
1) Kyle from South Park is Jewish!
2) Your as money hungry as a Jew!
3) The Holocaust sucks, eh Larry. Yea it does.
by TheGuyStandingBehindYou March 21, 2007

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To Jew involves taking a 1p or 2p piece and skimming it acroos the ground whilst shouting "JEW!" at the top of your voice, thus provoking a mass bundle on top of the coin, the winner being he or she that claims the coin.

It is also possible to "SILVER JEW!" which, naturally, requires a coin of 5p or above. To my knowledge, no-one ever jewed a pound.
Dan: "JEW!"

All: "JEW!"
by Weelydangle May 08, 2007

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To fuck me in the ass
"Hay dudez wanna igt highhh and jew?"
"naaahhhh i dun wanna fuck you in ze ass"
by Master LEe April 14, 2008

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A group of people stereotyped as:
big nosed, greedy, cheap, stingy, cheaters, ungentlemanly, non participants when it comes to paying anything, short, fat, with glasses, given to using words which insult non Jews, racists, support a foreign country over and above the country where they are permitted to live.

They are stereotyped like that because it's true.
We all chipped in to help give John's widow some needed cash, but Isaac said he didn't have any cash on him today--the cheap Jew.
My boss is a Jew; he never did give me the pay increase that he promised me, and now denies he ever said it.
Moses Cohen, the Jew, owner of that business is in jail for buying invoices and evading taxes.
by soreofhing November 25, 2009

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