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1) Person of Jewish Faith
2) A Pinny-Pincher (a tight wad)
3) What Hitler put in ash trays till we beat his ass
1) Kyle from South Park is Jewish!
2) Your as money hungry as a Jew!
3) The Holocaust sucks, eh Larry. Yea it does.
by TheGuyStandingBehindYou March 21, 2007

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Girl of which name goes by Lindsey Rubinstine.
Lindsey rubinstine is a jew because she likes penies.
by Dude up yo Ass March 10, 2007

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Verb, to JEW.

The process by which someone manages to convince a reluctant person to give them something.
Michael has £10 which he was going to give to his son but Josh managed to jew it off him. (Josh has no foreskin)
by Toby_the_5_star_penis. December 09, 2008

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Allegedly, a "white", "European" humanoid. In reality an Armenian raised to the dizzying heights of godlike conceit.
Jews are white too you know!
by Marshall Lentini May 23, 2007

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Born again Christian.. Anyone who does NOT accept JESUS is NOT a Jew but is a synagogue of satan (Revelation 2:9 and 3:9) One is NOT a Jew because they are an "ethnic" seed of Abraham, one IS a JEW who accepts the God of Abraham, a.k.a. the righteous seed of Abraham, be they Jew or gentile, male or female. God cursed His people in A.D. 70 for their refusal to accept JESUS.. Don't be deceived into thinking the "jews" are still God's chosen people, as most of the Christian world teaches. A TRUE JEW (true Israelite) simply means anyone who has accepted JESUS (The God of Abraham).. Israel means "chosen of God", which is the same. We, born again Christians, are the Israelites, because we accepted what was intended for the "jews"... The "jews" who call themselves Jews because of their ethnicity, is part of the remnant. Jew (originally spelled Ju) comes from the name Judas. He was one of the 12 sons of Jacob. Judas was one of the 12 tribes, which were named after the 12 sons. When the tribes got scattered much of them got mixed together and to this day no "jew" knows which tribe they truly belong to. In any case, the are NOT true Jews in the eyes of God, in fact they're NOT true Israelites.
Person A: Hey, do you believe in God
Person B: Yes, I believe he is JESUS
Person A: You are a true Israelite, because you accepted what was intended for the "jews"
Person B: Really?
Person A: Yes, read Revelation 2:9 and 3:9
Person B: Okay, that's interesting!
by AnonymousLee2 May 01, 2012

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The worst thing to happen to East Brunswick New Jersey
I hate East Brunswick New Jersey, The whole town is filled with Jews
by MrFixx June 15, 2010

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An Insult, someone who is a ass can be called a jew, for any reason, yet mostly because of failure to supply goods or money, the ideas that jews are stingy.

Also a religion.
Fuck sake toomey your such a jew.

Hi im a jewish man.
by SirPagey May 13, 2008

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