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1) Person of Jewish Faith
2) A Pinny-Pincher (a tight wad)
3) What Hitler put in ash trays till we beat his ass
1) Kyle from South Park is Jewish!
2) Your as money hungry as a Jew!
3) The Holocaust sucks, eh Larry. Yea it does.
by TheGuyStandingBehindYou March 21, 2007
The worst thing to happen to East Brunswick New Jersey
I hate East Brunswick New Jersey, The whole town is filled with Jews
by MrFixx June 15, 2010
A worthless sack of shit, these creatures usually have a huge crooked nose in wich they hide their jew gold. Cheap as fuck
I ate a bean burrito, as i shat diarrhea, a jew came out of my ass
by Jew Burner December 16, 2008
a herd of large animals that usually graze in large packs in small medows.
The stupid jews were herdingin my backyard last night untill i shot one.
by about2000jews March 16, 2010
A cult committed to the killing of Jesus. They survive off of consistent injections of cash into their bloodstream. Lack of injections can cause symptoms such as irritable behavior accompanied by short tempers. The long nose which usually characterizes the member helps with the member's balance. Often hated because they don't like to share and they like to think about killing Jesus.
My best friend is a Jew who has cult meetings weekly focused on ripping people off.
by The Crocodile Hunter May 07, 2008
The word jew originates from the evil betrayer that was named judas.

He formed a secret cult named isreal to take down the evil tyrant, Jesus K. Rist. The tyrant had conqured many villages in his age with Judas by his side as his general. But one day jesus was lk tottaly rippin the piss outa judas misses goin off wiv jam so lk judas went a-wall n smackted jesus and jesus was lk, wow wow i dont think that was nessery.

so judas got banished and was tottaly pissed so he grassed on jesus to the sissy romans coz they laffed at him.

so judas decided 2 take matter 2 his own hands and formed his new isrealian cult, and started to plot against jesus. throught plannin, many of the isrealians wanted 2 order some pizzas and strippers n shit lk ini but judas was allways lk, fuk that we need 2 save our money. so all the boys nicknamed him judas the cheap bstrd
which is jew for short

and thats the origin of the word jew.

Judas did go on with his plans against the evil tyrant that was jesus. but failed misserbaly, fortunatly though jesus caught aids n died while cryin lk a school boy bitch and all the sissy romans laughed at him while ceaser raped him. and they all lived appily eva after....

cept judas couz hes a fwkin jew
Cheap Jewish Basrerd,
Hey this guy wont give me alf price, hes such a fwkin jew

I dont want your fwkin bagles you jew.
by Mr. alf an inch April 19, 2008
Random playful insult that is directed at somebody who is not jewish.
Non jew: Can you pass me the diet coke?

Other Non jew: You are so fucking jewish.
by KCA Watts September 01, 2008