The word jew originates from the evil betrayer that was named judas.
He formed a secret cult named isreal to take down the evil tyrant, Jesus K. Rist. The tyrant had conqured many villages in his age with Judas by his side as his general. But one day jesus was lk tottaly rippin the piss outa judas misses goin off wiv jam so lk judas went a-wall n smackted jesus and jesus was lk, wow wow i dont think that was nessery.
so judas got banished and was tottaly pissed so he grassed on jesus to the sissy romans coz they laffed at him.
so judas decided 2 take matter 2 his own hands and formed his new isrealian cult, and started to plot against jesus. throught plannin, many of the isrealians wanted 2 order some pizzas and strippers n shit lk ini but judas was allways lk, fuk that we need 2 save our money. so all the boys nicknamed him judas the cheap bstrd
which is jew for short
and thats the origin of the word jew.
Judas did go on with his plans against the evil tyrant that was jesus. but failed misserbaly, fortunatly though jesus caught aids n died while cryin lk a school boy bitch and all the sissy romans laughed at him while ceaser raped him. and they all lived appily eva after....
cept judas couz hes a fwkin jew
Cheap Jewish Basrerd,
Hey this guy wont give me alf price, hes such a fwkin jew
I dont want your fwkin bagles you jew.
The triage of friends that left the nati only to be reunited stronger than ever
Hanging out with the JEW crew at the SHouse tonight
1) Person of Jewish Faith
2) A Pinny-Pincher (a tight wad)
3) What Hitler put in ash trays till we beat his ass
1) Kyle from South Park is Jewish!
2) Your as money hungry as a Jew!
3) The Holocaust sucks, eh Larry. Yea it does.
It really means someone that practices Judaism but Religious and racist fucks use it as an insult.
"Stop being a fucking Jew Faggot!"
-What the hell is wrong with people??
a person belonging to the ancient Hebrew tribe of Juda
there were originally 12 tribes in all living in what was then Israel; however, since that of Juda was the largest, non-Hebrews (called Gentiles
, after a considerate group of people whom the Hebrews had much contact with in ancient times, and is also where the English word "gentle" is derived) came to know the entire group, as well as the religion they practised, as Jews/Judaism
* most "Jews" today do not descend from the tribe of Juda; but, as stated above, are simply known as such for being from Israel or being of said religion
Jew is also used as a derogatory term for those who fit into the Jewish sterotype (cheap
, unfair, or unscrupulous in business) which came about due to the fact that, during the height of the Roman empire, only citizens of Rome were required to pay taxes and abide by mercantile laws; the Jews were not citizens and therefore Jewish merchants were not inhibited by the aforementioned laws and therefore seen by Romans as being cheap
, unfair, or unscrupulous in business
a stereotyped description of a Jew is of having a large nose and frizzy hair and speaking in yiddesh
See: Thumper (character in Bambii to understand)
Thumper is such a jew!
Someone that is rich or wealthy.
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