a member of Judaism, usually easily identifiable by their horns and tiny penises. Jews are cheap as hell, often trying to negotiate prices even at corporate retail stores. Jews are known to kill innocent children and steal their organs for profit. Money is the measure of man for Jews. Also known as kike, heeb, yid, and oven fodder.
That dumb Jew tried to talk down the price by ten cents.
by kilog1000 September 07, 2009

a person who practices Judaism.

can be recognized for their stinginess,lack of money and friends ,by there little hats (they small cause it uses less fabric therefore costing less) also the fact that they live in a cardboard box in ST-Ives Sydney.
most are linked to al qaeda
Elliot: man i drove through st.ives yestidi and man i saw so many jews
jack: how did you know they where jews
Elliot: oh they all had those gay little hats on and they were in cardboard boxes
jack: oh ok i believe that they jew now
little jew:JIHAD ON YOU
by Elliot Cook July 24, 2007
the biggest bunch of cry babies in the world. The holocaust wasn't that bad. Only 6 million died, blacks and native americans got it worst. About 100 million black died going to or in slavery. Native american population was in the hundred millions now it in the tens of thousands. Suck it up jews you got a country out of it.
guy: i want some light reading
librian: heres a book about jewish sports starts

racist1: how many jews can you fit in car
rscist2: i don't know
racist1: one in each seat and about 100 in the ash tray.

Three religous leader gave 3 cermons. A priest gave his cermon and 100 people join the catholic church. A preacher gave a cermon and 100 people join the church. A rabi sang there's diamonds in the sky and 3 million jews joined the airforce.
by imnotracistihateeveryone November 20, 2006
The act of being very annoying and whiny and always trying to get attention. Usually a white person
Jeez, Felisha, you are so jewy
by T4m4rr4 January 13, 2010
one who loves to play with fire, gay people usually. Loves to breathe in gas.
Of course, Jon Smoores is a jew.
by 1337roflcopter January 10, 2008
Girl of which name goes by Lindsey Rubinstine.
Lindsey rubinstine is a jew because she likes penies.
by Dude up yo Ass March 10, 2007
1. A man or woman who practices the religion of Judaism.
2. A stingee person usualy with money
3. Word used to put down someone or another way of calling someone a fag.
1. "Bob ant no fucking Jew, hes a christian"
2. " Yoh Nate, i was at the mall and i saw two Jewish guys so i threw a quarter on the ground AND WATCHED THEM FIGHT TO THE DEATH"
3. "*whisper* nates a fucking jew he packed Lance's fudge lastnite"
by Chris E... October 30, 2007

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