cheap, no let me redefine that jews are CHEAP!!!!
when a jew is walking down the street if they see a penny they will pick it up it is like a spider sense they have, wherever there is money no matter how big they get it
by GRANT (THE JEW) June 26, 2005
Someone who practice Judaism or has a Jewish mother.

A paranoid person who uses his ultimate power in every occasion: Accusation of being Anti-Semitic!

Someone who thinks the whole world should burn to hell to pay the price of one mad man’s mistake.

Someone who labels every Arab (a.k.a sand people, towel heads, and oil-rich camel riders) a terrorist while secretly selling them weapons.

Someone who would get offended by this and give it a thumbs down.

Someone who fails to realize Semite is not a race and if it was then all Arabs (a.k.a The Enemy) by definition are Sematic as well.
Khalid: Hey Ben
Ben: AAAH! Get away from me you damn terrorist!


Fred: Hey nice hat!
Ben: (mumbles) Anti-semitic bastard...

Alfred: Are you a Jew?
Ben: Who's asking?
by Ben Dover Later November 24, 2006
A complete idiot... Jewish cunt nugget! If ur a jew, u seriously fucked up:) Thou art screwed. Common def: Fag. DONT BE A JEW!!:)
Mrs.Jones is a jew.

Penguin is a jew...mi madre is a jew

If you go to a club or somethin and the bouncer looks you up an down ans like "hey, no ranky peoples" u can look at him and be like "SHUT THE FUCK UP JEW!"
by Mc_munchkin November 06, 2009
one who loves to play with fire, gay people usually. Loves to breathe in gas.
Of course, Jon Smoores is a jew.
by 1337roflcopter January 10, 2008

a person who practices Judaism.

can be recognized for their stinginess,lack of money and friends ,by there little hats (they small cause it uses less fabric therefore costing less) also the fact that they live in a cardboard box in ST-Ives Sydney.
most are linked to al qaeda
Elliot: man i drove through st.ives yestidi and man i saw so many jews
jack: how did you know they where jews
Elliot: oh they all had those gay little hats on and they were in cardboard boxes
jack: oh ok i believe that they jew now
little jew:JIHAD ON YOU
by Elliot Cook July 24, 2007
the biggest bunch of cry babies in the world. The holocaust wasn't that bad. Only 6 million died, blacks and native americans got it worst. About 100 million black died going to or in slavery. Native american population was in the hundred millions now it in the tens of thousands. Suck it up jews you got a country out of it.
guy: i want some light reading
librian: heres a book about jewish sports starts

racist1: how many jews can you fit in car
rscist2: i don't know
racist1: one in each seat and about 100 in the ash tray.

Three religous leader gave 3 cermons. A priest gave his cermon and 100 people join the catholic church. A preacher gave a cermon and 100 people join the church. A rabi sang there's diamonds in the sky and 3 million jews joined the airforce.
by imnotracistihateeveryone November 20, 2006
The act of being very annoying and whiny and always trying to get attention. Usually a white person
Jeez, Felisha, you are so jewy
by T4m4rr4 January 13, 2010

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