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an expression of extreme suprise or anger.
Holy Jew you scared me.

God, your such a Jew sometimes.
by lackinator April 25, 2009
Jews are a cultural, ethnic, and religious group with origins in the Middle East. They were exiled from their land thousands of years ago by the ancient Romans and wandered throughout the world, while holding onto their cultural traditions and language the entire time. The return of Jews to the land of Israel in modern times is considered a miracle by many, both Jews and non-Jews. Whether miracle or not, it is an amazing historic event. Modern genetic studies have shown that Jews from all over Europe, Iran, Iraq, Morocco, Algeria, and many other places have a close genetic relationship based on their common Israelite origin; also, they have an admixture of genes from neighboring peoples, so Jews are no more or less a race than are Armenians, Swedes, Greeks, etc.
The one characteristic that stands out in Jewish culture is the ability to look at the world in a new way. That's why people such as Abraham, Jesus, Freud, Marx, Einstein, and many others, have changed our basic outlook on the world.
Unfortunately, many people do not understand Jews and Judaism very well. The fact that this group has been subject to attempts to eliminate them through genocide (Nazi Germany, the Crusades, ancient Persia, ancient Egypt) has left a trauma on the Jewish national consciousness. In the modern era, genocidal intentions against the Jewish people remain a threat, chiefly by practitioners of Jihad terrorism, abetted by a propaganda war against the State of Israel in the world media. Ironically, despite the "stinginess" stereotype, Jews give more to charities than any other ethnic group. Jews do like to get a good deal, though. Why pay retail?
Neighbor: "I see you've got your bags packed. Going on vacation?"

Jewish Guy: "No, I'm Jewish."

Observer: "When you get two Jews together why are there three opinions?"

Jewish Guy: ""We're saving one for a rainy day."

by Edwin D. R. February 02, 2008
1. A person who practices the religion of Judaism, regardless of his or her ethnicity.
2. A person who was raised in a Jewish family and considers himself an ethnic Jew.
3. A person who is intelligent and has an above average dick, but who doesn't brag about it because he doesn't want to make his Christian friends jealous.
I don't go to temple, but my father was Jewish. If you want to call me a Jew, that's fine with me.
by methehebrew100 August 20, 2009
1. A Person who practices the Jewish faith (the oldest monotheistic religion known to man)

2. Also used as a derrogatory term for someone who does not like to spend money

3. being cheated out of something

1. The man was a devout Jew and went to his synagogue every day.

2. Stop being such a jew and give me a dollar.

3. You just got jewed out of that bowling pin man...that shouldve been a strike
by Evan M. G. February 01, 2006
cheap, no let me redefine that jews are CHEAP!!!!
when a jew is walking down the street if they see a penny they will pick it up it is like a spider sense they have, wherever there is money no matter how big they get it
by GRANT (THE JEW) June 26, 2005
brandon golob!!!!!!!
brandon golob is one whory jew bag now get in my OVEN!!!!!!!
by sneaky pants August 19, 2009
The opposite of a real person.
"Did we just hit something?"

"It's okay, I think it was a Jew."
by Your Real Dad May 27, 2009