acronym for jimmy eat world. punk band from the late 90s.
and the sweetness will not be concerned with me...

sweetness-j.e.w.
#jimmy eat world #awesome #turkey #band #punk #rock
by DANglefest June 12, 2008
A slang word for: Did you
Yo stevey, jew go to that party last night?

Na man i had to do somthing, jew?

Nope.
#would #could #did #are #you
by Bro Down November 13, 2011
Junior Enlisted Warrior (military slang, E-1 to E-3)
Get me a couple of them jews to come clean out this company office.
#marine #rah #military #private #enlisted
by dj32089 December 05, 2012
The jews I know are white people plain and simple. They behave like the rest of us do. I dont know if this is rogue jews or what, but some jews don't celebrate anything jewish at all.(example a family named rubinstein, jewish as it gets)Every jew doesnt fit every stereotype, but alot SEEM to from a non jewish point of view. As far as looks go, you could meet ten jews and not even know it. As far as money goes, jews make,keep,spend, and invest money more seriously than any other people on the earth, creating an appearance of greed. Somewhere engraved in jewish genes is a commitment to make money, and because jews are highly smart people they do that on a different level.(people lie..numbers dont..if youre jewish you already know the statistics..media.. politics.. blah blah you know, dont play stupid)What it boils down to is jews are one of many races trying to live in this globally racist world. Remember racism is simply lack of common appearance or understanding of minds between two equally unique human beings. Last but not least, as a whole group, yall gotdam jews are mysterious with your SuperJewPowers. Im just playin.....or am I????
non-jew: do you people have superior minds?
jew 1: you cant be serious
non-jew: just something Ive heard *leaves*
jew 1: ok the inferior being is gone
jew 2: lets go brainwash some people with subliminal messages while we secretly hatch a plan to make more money.

Im just playing jews.... or am I????
#jew #race #people #white #cracker
by P_ZillA August 26, 2007
Cheapness aside, these people are to humor what the British are to rock music.
Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jon Stewart, Ben Stiller, Dave Attell, Woody Allen, Lewis Black. All Jews.
#jew #jewish #judaism #jewy #jewey
by Mike Smith III March 06, 2006
someone that you burn
jake: what's a jew?
connor: someone that you burn
by KKK_Leader May 11, 2016
jews are members of one of the oldest religions in history. we didnt kill christ, we dont have horns, and yes, we are white. We never excluded any of you other religions so you have no right to insult us. We are nice, we love traditions, lox and bagels, going to summercamps, hebrew school, and some of us tend to shop a little too much (particularly those of us from long island), but we are full of personality and drive. Jews tend to have some connection to almost every jew they meet, no matter where it is. We have lots of holidays that no one else understands anything about. We do not decide out morals from our torah, most jews generally have their own opinions. When jews retire, and leave the northeast, most move to florida. Also, jews love us some yiddish jokes.
You'd never know they're all jewish if their last name wasn't Goldenshtein.
by Jew Rosenberg February 28, 2005
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