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78.
jew
verb. - as in being cheap

to jew someone out of money is basically short changing them
1. "dude, u owe me $5, stop jewing me out"

2. Harold owed $1.50 for the bagel he was about to buy but managed to jew his way out and "claim" he only had $1.40

3. After delivering a pizza for his job, zeke was felt he had been jew'd out when he was only tipped 50 cents
by Hot dog Bunning May 12, 2005
 
79.
Jew
(n) a young guy, usually named Ben, and characterized by that giant nose we all know and love.
douchebag #1: hahaha look at that hamiltoe over there
douchebag #2: yeah i hear he's just a Jew
by haharich91 January 30, 2011
 
80.
Jew
Solution to any heating crisis. Incredibly flammable person who therefore fallows the jewish faith.
Brr it's cold in here!

Well then throw another jew in the incinerator!
by Nottaracist January 12, 2011
 
81.
jew
to steal or take something.
hey let me jew that pencil from you so i can write my name.
by theparodoxofthefalsepositive November 23, 2010
 
82.
Jew
1-A derogatory remark or title given to someone not willing to share food or other items.

2-The official first name of anyone born of Jewish culture.
Ex 1-John: Who should I try to mooch off of at lunch?

Bob: Try anyone but Justin. He's a Jew with his food.

Ex 2- Katey: Can you loan me a quarter?
David:No.
Katey:Jew.

Ex-3 Irvin: Who is that over there?
Luke: The kid with curly brown hair? Oh, thats the Jew.
by Mr. Monty's Magic Stick January 26, 2010
 
83.
jew
-someone who steals dreidals and picks up loose change from the following:
tables
sidewalks
floors
garbage cans

- Schaper is a JEW BAG.
by KKMM December 18, 2007
 
84.
Jew
Born again Christian.. Anyone who does NOT accept JESUS is NOT a Jew but is a synagogue of satan (Revelation 2:9 and 3:9) One is NOT a Jew because they are an "ethnic" seed of Abraham, one IS a JEW who accepts the God of Abraham, a.k.a. the righteous seed of Abraham, be they Jew or gentile, male or female. God cursed His people in A.D. 70 for their refusal to accept JESUS.. Don't be deceived into thinking the "jews" are still God's chosen people, as most of the Christian world teaches. A TRUE JEW (true Israelite) simply means anyone who has accepted JESUS (The God of Abraham).. Israel means "chosen of God", which is the same. We, born again Christians, are the Israelites, because we accepted what was intended for the "jews"... The "jews" who call themselves Jews because of their ethnicity, is part of the remnant. Jew (originally spelled Ju) comes from the name Judas. He was one of the 12 sons of Jacob. Judas was one of the 12 tribes, which were named after the 12 sons. When the tribes got scattered much of them got mixed together and to this day no "jew" knows which tribe they truly belong to. In any case, the are NOT true Jews in the eyes of God, in fact they're NOT true Israelites.
Person A: Hey, do you believe in God
Person B: Yes, I believe he is JESUS
Person A: You are a true Israelite, because you accepted what was intended for the "jews"
Person B: Really?
Person A: Yes, read Revelation 2:9 and 3:9
Person B: Okay, that's interesting!
by AnonymousLee2 May 01, 2012