it is an ETHNIC group belonging to the religion judaism, NOT A RACE! for you stupid people out there.
"I'm part of the jewish race."

"No you're not stupid, jewish or jews is an ethnic group."
by suck muh nuts August 09, 2008
One who is of the jewish faith

Also, depending on how its being used, can be a derogarory word used by sick assholes, who enjoy bashing gods ancient people.
Jew: I'm still here...
Nazi: I'm not...
Jew: Hmm, wonder why?
by ........................ September 13, 2005
People who did nothing to deserve the hatred they get in today's world. Jesus was a Jew, Romans killed Him. Read the bible, geniuses. Attacking Jews? You should die in a hole. Honestly, are you that low?
Jews killed Jesus!

Ummm, what'you been smokin? Dat the Romans.
by Hey Africa February 05, 2009
A group of perfectly normal people who hold the Jewish faith. Are God's chosen people (whether you agree or not, I couldn't give a shit). Have been persecuted unfairly by all kinds of people, from Romans to Nazis, but surprisingly enough are still here (suck on that).

Many stereotypical comments are made about Jews, such as their obsession with money, the shape of their noses, etc. but actually it's hardly true.

The discrimination against, and hatred of, the jews is mostly hypocritical, as among other events in religious histories, Muhammad created the Koran based on the Talmud, and Jesus began Christianity in Jerusalem as a part of Judaism (as he was a Jew himself).

Jews have no racist or prejudiced feelings towards anyone of any race or religion, so get very offended when started on or attacked, shouted at or discriminated against for no reason, whether it be on the news or on the street.
Chav, pointing at Jewish teenager in the street: "JEW JEW JEW!!!!!!"

Jew: "Yes, I know. Do you think that offends me??? Dumb shit."

Ignoramus: "Jews control the world, are responsible for 9/11, and the Holocaust was a made-up story to get sympathy from the rest of the world so they could MAKE MORE MONEYYYYY"
Jew: "Yep. Okay. Do I even need to argue with this guy? What an idiot. Go home, redneck"

Biased news channel: "The Israeli army have just begun a totally illegal offensive against the Palestinians, who only fired 60 rockets into Haifa yesterday, killing 48 people. The IDF responded by blowing up a Hamas leader's house. Digsusting."
by wasteman555 August 02, 2009
Jews are people that have other things to do aside from hating religions, races, world and whatnot. Most of them work hard to earn money, support their family and whatnot, and all that without killing 6 million people.

They have shared characteristics because most of them follow similar laws with understanding and they don't just breed with everyone.

Most racist that hate Jews because of their 'race' exist because their grampas and fathers shagged goats and retarded women. That's an obvious fact which has scientific and history background.
Westerns: You’re a Jew aren’t you? I can tell from 10 miles.
Jews: Yeah, and who’re you?
Westerns: I’m white native American.
Jews: laughs
Westerns: plans how to murder the Jew and take all his possessions
by bole76 July 10, 2008
Jews com from one of the sons of Noah whose name is Sem.
People who come from Abraham,Isaac,and Jacob.(who come from Sem) They have the richest heritage.
No matter how many anti-semites there are in the world, as we see through the centuries of being persecuted , they will always be. In the long run they are the strongest nation ever in this world and will always be. With all the jealousy and hatred in the world that people may have, Jews should'nt give a shit about it, and I can understand why.
People say Jews are rich and cheap, being cheap makes them rich. They know when and how to spend.
by enodmelivado August 31, 2006
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