A cheap ass niggah... Or female
Joe: yo, let's go out and get something to eat
Dennis: nah bro, I got no money

Joe: you just got paid yesterday!!! Ain't you hungry?
Dennis: but I rather not eat and save money...
Joe: man... Fine! I'll pay for you, why you gotta be such a jew
by Browniebaby1 October 28, 2013
Sam Light
That damn sam light. What a jew.
Amanda Wortmann
"Gas that Jew!" yelled Hitler.
by HEIL MEIN FUHRER May 27, 2011
Solution to any heating crisis. Incredibly flammable person who therefore fallows the jewish faith.
Brr it's cold in here!

Well then throw another jew in the incinerator!
by Nottaracist January 12, 2011
to steal or take something.
hey let me jew that pencil from you so i can write my name.
by theparodoxofthefalsepositive November 23, 2010
A common term for a Jehovah's Witness in school yards across the whole of Great Britain. Usually used by ignorant children who know no better or children who wish to degrade a Jehovah's Witness.
Peter - Don't push in the line you stupid Jew!

Michael - I'm a Jehovah's Witness, not a Jew.

Peter - Fuck off.
by DaftusCuntus September 26, 2009
commonly used to make fun of a person
sorry i cant go my moms being a jew
by wu killa bee March 31, 2009

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