Sam Light
That damn sam light. What a jew.
by SWAGGAMASTERBIYOTCH October 15, 2011
Jewish people are the root of all evil.
braden is a jew
by crazy mexican killer May 31, 2011
The enemy of the state, no the world, a jew is a cheap, greedy, cold hearted son of a bitch from another planet, most likely jewpitur. The cause and loss of world war 1 for Germany is entirely the jew's fault, same as the cause of the holocaust, and the reason Germany lost world war 2. They took jobs from hard working, pure blooded German people and they should all be killed. Again. For the third time. But all of them this time.
Guy 1: Hey, do you see that dirty jew over there?
Guy 2: Why yes i do, should we go over there and kill him?
Guy 1: Yes we should, its what our all mighty Führer would want us to do.
Guy 2: Ok, lets kill that dirty greedy kyke bastard.
by killa killa kyle March 21, 2011
1)cheap,greedy, bastards otherwise known as penny-pinchers or kikes

2)Someone with a job that involves money.
Jew:hey i just got upgraded to bank accountant.
Catholic:wow dude your a fucking jew.
by lol1621 December 04, 2009
1. A person that champions, believes in, or practices Judaism; A person of a Jewish background.

2. A highly stingy or greedy person that is usually prosperous but heavily criticized for his ways.
Examples:

1. "Hey guys you seen that new kid in school?"

" Oh yeah, the kid is a Jew, I went to his bar mitzvah."

2. " Dude who is that one kid in the shirt?"

" Oh that's that Levi kid...he's a Jew he tried to snake me...."
by Chunguie October 08, 2009
A Jew is one who covets material prosperity claiming it's a manifestation allegorical to virtue.

Anything of value should not be coveted. But that's what Jews do.

eg. The covetous Jew.

If such prosperity is not coveted, then the detrimental externalization of their own limitations upon different generations and individuals will be ameliorated.

Thus freeing the populace from Zionist control and freeing the spirit to explore space both outer and inner.
Kyle is a covetous Jew.
by GeniusSloth September 08, 2008
Someone who practice Judaism or has a Jewish mother.

A paranoid person who uses his ultimate power in every occasion: Accusation of being Anti-Semitic!

Someone who thinks the whole world should burn to hell to pay the price of one mad man’s mistake.

Someone who labels every Arab (a.k.a sand people, towel heads, and oil-rich camel riders) a terrorist while secretly selling them weapons.

Someone who would get offended by this and give it a thumbs down.

Someone who fails to realize Semite is not a race and if it was then all Arabs (a.k.a The Enemy) by definition are Sematic as well.
Khalid: Hey Ben
Ben: AAAH! Get away from me you damn terrorist!

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Fred: Hey nice hat!
Ben: (mumbles) Anti-semitic bastard...
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Alfred: Are you a Jew?
Ben: Who's asking?
by Ben Dover Later November 25, 2006

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