A Jew is one who covets material prosperity claiming it's a manifestation allegorical to virtue.

Anything of value should not be coveted. But that's what Jews do.

eg. The covetous Jew.

If such prosperity is not coveted, then the detrimental externalization of their own limitations upon different generations and individuals will be ameliorated.

Thus freeing the populace from Zionist control and freeing the spirit to explore space both outer and inner.
Kyle is a covetous Jew.
by GeniusSloth September 08, 2008
A cheap ass niggah... Or female
Joe: yo, let's go out and get something to eat
Dennis: nah bro, I got no money

Joe: you just got paid yesterday!!! Ain't you hungry?
Dennis: but I rather not eat and save money...
Joe: man... Fine! I'll pay for you, why you gotta be such a jew
by Browniebaby1 October 28, 2013
1. A person that champions, believes in, or practices Judaism; A person of a Jewish background.

2. A highly stingy or greedy person that is usually prosperous but heavily criticized for his ways.
Examples:

1. "Hey guys you seen that new kid in school?"

" Oh yeah, the kid is a Jew, I went to his bar mitzvah."

2. " Dude who is that one kid in the shirt?"

" Oh that's that Levi kid...he's a Jew he tried to snake me...."
by Chunguie October 08, 2009
commonly used to make fun of a person
sorry i cant go my moms being a jew
by wu killa bee March 31, 2009
Jewish people are the root of all evil.
braden is a jew
by crazy mexican killer May 31, 2011
The scum of the earth. They try to get money and sympathy for the holocaust, which didn't even happen.
Jews are rats.
by white pride worldwide 14/88 January 30, 2011
1)cheap,greedy, bastards otherwise known as penny-pinchers or kikes

2)Someone with a job that involves money.
Jew:hey i just got upgraded to bank accountant.
Catholic:wow dude your a fucking jew.
by lol1621 December 04, 2009

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