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by D.C.A2911 October 23, 2016
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A person who can be in an oven or an ashtray.. or maybe both
Hitler: What the fuck is that black powder behind my door?
Bush: Probably a Jew
by Ryanmeister May 18, 2017
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Junior Enlisted Warrior. In the Marine Corps grades E-1 through E-3. The working class.
Corporal "bring me the jews"
Other corporal " why lift with your back when you can lift with your lance corporals"
by CapDaddyLaFlame August 10, 2016
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A descendant of Biblical Hebrews. They are characterized by olive skin, men having frizzy beards, and often brown eyes.
"I'm of Jewish descent." "Adam Sandler is the funniest Jew around!"
by A Jew named Britt May 27, 2005
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Abbreviation for Jeweller's Orb. A currency item used in ARPG Path of Exile to change the amount of holes your piece of equipment has.
My item needs more holes so I bought 300 Jews for 1 Exalted Orb
by 32121 August 06, 2016
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1. noun. a person who is descended from a jew (mother or father, does not matter, apparently a lot of jews don't even know this)
2. noun. a person who practices judaism
3. noun. a person who considers themselves a 'member of the tribe' (the 12 tribes, all desdended from Abraham). there are people who consider themselves ethnically, socially, and/or culturally jewish though they do not practice judaism. Jews refer to non-jews as 'gentiles.'


4. verb. to cheat someone, to get someone down on their price, to be stingy
No one in our family actually practices judaism, though we are aware of our roots and celebrate several jewish holidays, Hannukah, purim, etc.. sort of like a lot of christians celebrate christmas but don't go to church....
by itsstuckinmymouth March 22, 2009
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Verb: To steal something from someone and never return it.
I jewed your family.
by chawse123 September 07, 2016
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