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20.
jew
a jew
"hey, look at that jew!"
by ksuu May 26, 2009
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Jew
A common term for a Jehovah's Witness in school yards across the whole of Great Britain. Usually used by ignorant children who know no better or children who wish to degrade a Jehovah's Witness.
Peter - Don't push in the line you stupid Jew!

Michael - I'm a Jehovah's Witness, not a Jew.

Peter - Fuck off.
by DaftusCuntus September 26, 2009
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Jew
1. A practitioner of Judiasm, generally portrayed with a long nose, and as a backstabbing jerk.
2. A derogatory term for a tightwad
3. A dirty backstabber with a long nose
1. Jesus was Jewish
2. Give me some money you fucking Jew!
3a. Why'd you stab me Pinocchio? Fucking bastard!
3b. Brutus, why didn't you tell me you were Jewish?
-Julius Caesar-
by Wanghis November 15, 2008
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52.
Jew
A cheap ass niggah... Or female
Joe: yo, let's go out and get something to eat
Dennis: nah bro, I got no money

Joe: you just got paid yesterday!!! Ain't you hungry?
Dennis: but I rather not eat and save money...
Joe: man... Fine! I'll pay for you, why you gotta be such a jew
by Browniebaby1 October 28, 2013
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53.
Jew
another form of the word you, when talking to a Jewish person.
"RACHEL! What are jew doing?!
by choysee! July 10, 2008
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54.
jew
See Avi Spector.
Avi Spector is a Jew!
by monkey hugger tree November 20, 2008
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55.
Jew
A Jew is one who covets material prosperity claiming it's a manifestation allegorical to virtue.

Anything of value should not be coveted. But that's what Jews do.

eg. The covetous Jew.

If such prosperity is not coveted, then the detrimental externalization of their own limitations upon different generations and individuals will be ameliorated.

Thus freeing the populace from Zionist control and freeing the spirit to explore space both outer and inner.
Kyle is a covetous Jew.
by GeniusSloth September 08, 2008
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56.
Jew
Allegedly, a "white", "European" humanoid. In reality an Armenian raised to the dizzying heights of godlike conceit.
Jews are white too you know!
by Marshall Lentini May 23, 2007
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