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a jew
"hey, look at that jew!"
by ksuu May 26, 2009

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Group of people who follow judaism.
seem to be most hated people on the planet ether because there history of success with money and business or there history of claiming prophethood and divinity causing them to be exiled on almost every possible place on the east side of the planet earth.
You shouldn't hate Jews just because somebody told you too.
by zip_coon August 08, 2007

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People who get unfairly blamed for everything. In reality, that's just because people are jealous of them because Jews are mega-rich. :)
Non-Jew: Everything is the Jews' faults!
Jew: You're just jealous because we're richer than you.
Non-Jew: *Sulks*
by dsgvvbsdkufbgs January 16, 2011

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The triage of friends that left the nati only to be reunited stronger than ever
Hanging out with the JEW crew at the SHouse tonight
by W of JEW May 31, 2004

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The God himself, or the mysterious perfection and deification of the human character.
Not only do you need to have blood from one of the 12 tribes, but also study the mysteries of the Torah, oral law, and cabala to reach the status of a Jew.
by Mr. Illuminasty June 18, 2010

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1. A person who practices the religion of Judaism, regardless of his or her ethnicity.
2. A person who was raised in a Jewish family and considers himself an ethnic Jew.
3. A person who is intelligent and has an above average dick, but who doesn't brag about it because he doesn't want to make his Christian friends jealous.
I don't go to temple, but my father was Jewish. If you want to call me a Jew, that's fine with me.
by methehebrew100 August 20, 2009

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A Jew is a person who follows the Jewish religion. A Jew is not stereotypically stingy, miserly or anything like that. A Jew is a human being like anyone else. Saying that they ARE miserly and stingy would be like saying christians are stereotypically gay! And they're not. So LOVE everyone, ACCEPT everyone and LIVE your life in peace!

God bless all!!
See above. This is a message for anyone. Accept the jews!

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A group of people who seem to be the most hated race on the planet, bar none. Additionally, they also seem to be the race hated for the longest period of time (eons, it seems). Chances are, if you can think of a race, they probably hate Jews too. However, it does appear that the vast majority of people who hate Jews are either from Europe or the Middle East.

Reasons for hating this group of people range from greed (Jews are cheap, they are penny pinchers, etc), ugliness (big nose, ugly hair, etc), and evilness (control everything, looks like the Devil, etc).

The above list ranges from the time to time, but the general traits that makes the list are usually greed and evilness. Oh, and also arrogance. In case you're wondering, certain groups of people believes the Jews are arrogant for believing they're "God's Chosen People", "God's Ancient People", or however you want to say it.

However, ultimately, there is only one thing I can say about all of this: I don't give a damn either way. If you want to hate the Jews, fine. If you don't want to hate the Jews, that's also fine. I don't hate Jews myself but that's because I don't care at all.
1) Wow, everybody in the Middle East hates the Jews!

2) Wow, everybody in Europe hates the Jews!

3) Wow, even the damn United Nations hate the Jews!

4) For the sake of convenience, lets just say everybody in the world hate the Jews.

5) It's a good thing I don't care or else my conscience might be bothered.
by BusinessMan August 15, 2006

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